Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Razerwire, Dec 20, 2012.
To revert breast cancer cells, give them the squeeze
I love science!
My wife told me this yesterday and all I could do was wink at her.
Bill Nye is right. Science rules.
ladies, im here to offer my services.
Mother of God.
I Dont Get It.
Next on the list to add into the newest revision of "The Joy of Sex"...
Well, tits- er, it's an interesting thing. I wish everyone the breast- er, best of luck!
The doctor is always in
... This only adds a viable excuse for perverts at the Mall.
Oh, NOW I get it! Heh, heh. Boobies.
I always squeeze my own breasts. I don't need no man. >=D
*looks at his hands*
they look like big, strong hands, don't they?
yeah. pics or it didn't happen
No, but we need you. See, squeezing the sweater puppies is also good for our health. It lowers blood pressure (except in one part of the body). It also reduces stress.
So, any single ladies, between the age of 18-41 are welcome for my services. Now what do you think you'll pay for my Breast Health Service? $199.99? No. $99.99? No. $49.99? No.
As a special limited time offer*, I'll offer my Breast Health Service for free. YES FREE! This is a limited time offer*, so, ladies, phone lines are open, but appointments are filling up fast. What better Christmas present that you can get for yourself than your health?
* Offer good till I find a steady girlfriend.
I couldn't think of a good retort without sounding horribly perverted.
Possibly the greatest single use of that emoticon ever.
Maybe now women will stop slapping me. I mean, I'm trying to cure your cancer!
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