That's stupid...it doesn't count as a lost world unless there are some damn dinosaurs running around.
The problem is, there is more oil under that place than all of the middle east. Drilling starts tomorrow!
Wow. Unfortunately, it's just a matter of time until the place is ruined.... and the thought of that makes me more angry than I've been in a very very long time.
you fool boardwise! those are both double handed instruments. unless you saw off the end of the shotgun and one of your hands...
Also, shotguns can run out of shells and chainsaws out of gas. You know, I think Boardwise wants to be a zombie....
Ahh but, once the shotgun runs outta bullets it can be used as a weapon, as can the chainsaw. Besides, I'll just kneecap the both of you and as the zombies are chowing down on you guys I'll escape.
That takes a little longer. They can just airdrop the Starbucks into place. Plane's probably on its way. But rest assured...there'll be a Wal-Mart Supercenter before too long, complete with McDonald's, Wells Fargo branch, and those questionable Jackson Hewitt goons up front.
And I was offering you up to the zombies. It's up to you to push Lance into there path first. I can't be expected to think of everything.
If I ever discover a new species, I'm going to name it a Booblefart, just so that whenever anyone talks about it they can't help but giggle.
Pfft, like that would work. There's nothing to me ... the zombies would be through me faster than prunes through a short grandmother. No, you'd be better off keeping me alive for the intelligent, witty humor and zombie destroying capabilities.
