Discussion in 'Transformers Funnies' started by Agent 539, Nov 22, 2015.
hmmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder who this is? By the way, can "Bernard" really just banish Prime?
Incredible eye to catch that. I was laughing at Slag photobombing two of the photos, like he's supposed to be there.
As for Bernard, I'm speculating he's testing Prime or there's some 'Con shenanigans lurking.
Indeed. Laserbeak is there on purpose.
Bernard does have legitimate authority to banish Prime and is trying to pull rank.
O_O KILL THE ARSEHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On what authority?
The entered agreement between Cybertron and the Intergalactic Council. It’s one of Cybertron’s dirtiest secrets.
How long until it backfires adn the whole thing gets broken? Preferably through a contingency loophole snick in by one of the past Primes
There always seems to be a loophole. I only know of one bot to take full advantage of the situation. And that bot’s name is...
MP 50 Autobot Commander for Hire II
Wheeljack: He can’t be serious Optimus.
Ironhide: Prahme, you don’t mean to tell us that this guy can come to Earth and start giving orders.
Inferno: I feel like I’m going to have to put out a lot of fires around here.
Hound: Don’t tell me that you’re really going to go along with this Prime.
Sunstreaker: Yeah. He’s not one of us. What makes you think any Autobot will follow this bozo’s commands?
Prime: That’s enough Autobots! I don’t like this any more than you do, but as leader of the Autobots, I am honor bound to follow the by-laws set forth between Cybertron and the Intergalactic Alliance. This pains me terribly so. It was an honor serving as your commander.
Prime: Please be patient with Bernard while he finds a suitable replacement to lead you all. Now, I must go into exile. Good-bye Autobots.
Bombshell: Megatron, the device is nearly ready. All we need is the Sarinius Modulator to power it up.
Megatron: Who is responsible for securing the modulator?
Bombshell: Your favorite Decepticon.
Megatron: Starscream! Where is my modulator?
Starscream: What modulator?
Megatron: The modulator that Bombshell said that you were supposed to secure for me. Where is it?!?
Starscream: That bug never included me in his plans. Ask Reflector. He’s always the stooge for these types of projects.
Rumble: Get a load of this geek. Always passing the sludge downhill.
Reflector: I was not assigned with securing the modulator. I’ve been working on infrastructure protocols.
Starscream: How dare you ignore a direct command?
Megatron: Seems like they’ve had a very brilliant teacher. I want that modulator or sludge won’t be the only thing running downhill!
Soundwave: Megatron, Laserbeak returns.
Megatron: Did he bring me my modulator?
Soundwave: Negative Megatron.
Megatron: Then why should I care?!?
Soundwave: He reports that the Supreme Alliance sent Military Commander Bernard Stick to remove Optimus Prime from the role of leadership and has sent him in into exile.
Megatron: >maniacal laughter< I couldn’t have planned this any better. The Autobots are doomed with that bonehead Bernard in charge. I want all Decepticons prepared to move out.
Starscream: What about your precious modulator?
Megatron: If you had a modulator to make those malfunctioning brain circuits in your head work, you’ll realize that this is the perfect moment for us to strike. Now if you’re done pretending to think around here, assemble the Decepticons to attack Autobot Headquarters. And that’s a direct command!
Bernard: As you all know, Optimus Prime has been relieved of command and sent into exile to serve out the rest of his years in disgrace.
Beachcomber: But we live for millions of years. Is that fair?
Bernard: He was aware of the penalties set forth by Cybertron and the Intergalactic Alliance. While I’m in command, I won’t tolerate any sentimentality that will prevent this army from stopping the Decepticons like it should have done many solar cycles ago.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock think spaceman is full of space dust.
Slag: Spaceman stupid too.
Sideswipe: You took the words out of my mouth, sort of.
Bernard: What’s the meaning of this? You need to recognize that while I’m in command, I demand obedience. Fall back in line and remain quiet while I hand out battle assignments.
Grimlock: No! Dinobots most powerful Autobots, and Grimlock king. Spaceman no understand the mechanics of Autobots.
Bernard: I have no time for nonsense from a pea-brained foot soldier. Now fall back in line and I’ll forget this little bout of insubordination.
Grimlock: Spaceman has space for brains. Dinobots do what they want. And me Grimlock leader of Dinobots, not spaceman.
Bernard: Get back here or face punishment!
Grimlock: Prime knew better to cooperate with Dinobots. Me respect him. Now leave us alone or we play turbo bowling with your head.
Sludge: Me love turbo bowling. Can we take spaceman?
Snarl: No Sludge, me think spaceman cheats.
Bernard: More evidence that assuming command of the Autobots has rooted out problems in the chain of command. Once this army has been disciplined, I will lead us to victory with the destruction of the Decepticons.
Prowl: The Dinobots can be a temperamental bunch, but I’ve never seen them like this before. The loss of Optimus is affecting us all. Aren’t we moving a little too fast?
Bernard: Too fast? Things seem to be a little too relaxed around. I will enforce discipline and make plans for the future once we defeat Megatron.
Spike: The Autobots won’t stand a chance if Spaceman Spiff is in charge. Can’t any of you see how much of a disaster this is?
Prowl: I know Spike, but we also must respect Prime’s last command. Maybe things will get better after we defeat the Decepticons.
Spike: I don’t need a crystal ball to see that things won’t get better. We just lost Grimlock and Dinobots. What else will we lose?
Hound: Spike’s right. Bernard will lead us straight to ruin. That doesn’t inspire anyone to follow him. I’m going to find Prime. He’ll be able to fix this mess.
Bumblebee: I’m going with you Hound. I’ve seen all I’ve wanted to see here.
Hound: C’mon Spike, we’re going to find the perfect leader to fill a vacancy.
Ironhide: Prowl and I will take the heat for you. Just make sure you find Prahme and find him fast. If Megatron learns about this, We may not be here when you get back.
Bernard: Where are they going?
Prowl: They’re searching for the Autobots on patrol. If we are to attack the Decepticons, we need to be at full strength.
Bernard: Good. When I go after Megatron, he’ll be in trouble.
Megatron: Then allow me to save you the effort Military Commander Bernard.
Bernard: Megatron! Where did you come from?
Megatron: Welcome to Earth Bernard. Your dramatic sense of military command has allowed us to take you by surprise. I must thank you for ushering in the total defeat of the Autobots.
Megatron: As the Earthlings say, if you go looking for trouble, you might just find it. >maniacal laughter<.
welp, good luck to bee and hound, they need prime now
MP 50 Autobot Commander for Hire III
Spike: I hope we find Optimus soon. I’d hate to see what’s happening to the Autobots under that guy’s command.
Bumblebee: You’re telling me. The minute we laid optics on him; it’s been trouble ever since. Hey Hound, are we getting close?
Hound: We’re on the right track, but he’s still far away.
Spike: It’s a good thing Optimus didn’t have a rocket ship. He wasn’t kidding about going into exile. There’s nothing out here.
Bumblebee: I just hope when we find Prime, we can talk him out of it.
Bumblebee: Thank Primus we found you.
Hound: I told you we were on the right track. And Bluestreak was worried about glitch mice.
Prime: Hound, Bumblebee, Spike, what are you doing out here?
Hound: We’re here to bring you back to where you belong Prime.
Bumblebee: You gotta come back Prime. Since that Bernard's been in charge, the Dinobots have deserted us and morale is low. Nobody wants to follow this guy, and he’s planning a full stage assault on the Decepticons. It’ll be a disaster.
Prime: Believe me Bumblebee, all of your concerns weigh heavily on me.
Prime: But I cannot disobey the by-laws set forth by the Alliance. I must remain in exile. Even by you being here is a direct violation of that rule. I’m sorry, but I cannot return.
Spike: I don’t believe this Optimus. You’re willing to let this guy destroy the Autobots over some code that was drafted who knows how long ago?
Prime: Spike, you don’t understand…
Spike: The only thing I understand is that Earth is a lot better that the Autobots are here. We've benefited in ways that wouldn’t be possible if not for your compassion and thoughtfulness towards us humans. My life has become a lot better being your friend and ally. The Autobots mean a lot to me. More than I can ever express with words. And that includes you Optimus.
Spike: You once said that even the wisest of man and machine can be in error. What makes you think this Alliance decision is the wisest choice?
Prime: Thank you Spike. Your words have brought me to my senses and helped me narrowly avoid a drastic mistake. I’ve been so blinded by my honor bound philosophies, that I didn’t fully realize the damaging conflicts that it would have on my friends and the inhabitants of Earth. Had I stayed out here, the Autobots would be truly lost, and once I hear of that news, that would surely be something that I couldn’t bear.
Prime: Megatron will have no doubt heard about my absence. We need to get back to headquarters before he goes on the attack.
Hound: Glad to have you back Prime.
Bumblebee: Yeah! I feel better already.
Prime: Autobots, transform and roll out!
. That last pic. I love it
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