5-year-old brings heroin to school, says he becomes Spider-Man when he tastes it

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  1. Fallout

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    spider-man, spider-man
    shoots up dope whenever he can
    finds a vein, any size, in his arms but not his thighs
     
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  2. Haywired

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    It's sooo wrong to be amused by this.

    Thank goodness my moral compass is f****d up anyway.
     
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    What......what if he's telling the truth?
     
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  4. grindcore138

    grindcore138 TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!

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    That kid sounds cool as fuck.
     
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    Then Tony has some explaining to do.
     
  6. MetalStorm

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    More likely that Uncle Ben does.

    No wonder his rice so good.


    Uncle Ben: Dd_1fDZV4AE_qw1.jpg
     
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  7. TheWarPathGuy

    TheWarPathGuy As cool as the earth is blue!

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    Is heroin the symbiote? If so I'm Carnage!
     
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    Spider-Man:Far From Legal
    Spider-Man: Drug Money
     
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    Dear lord, i can't believe the parents allow that.
     
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    They were probably proud of the superhero son they have
     
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