3rd-graders aimed to hurt teacher

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  1. Lumpy

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    Click this crazyness

    god, i cant even believe this...3rd graders...thats like 8 years old...WTF...makes me even more freaked out about teaching middleschool....
     
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    Wow.
    What a thoroughly stupid bunch of little shits.
     
  3. SPLIT LIP

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    I hate kids like these. They just are so fucked up. They need to be put in line.

    1. You don't stand on chairs unless you have to. Chairs are for sitting.

    2. YOU DON'T FUCKING CONSPIRE AGAINST YOUR TEACHER FOR HER YELLING AT YOU STANDING ON CHAIRS.
     
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    So... anyone still believe you shouldn't discipline your kids?
     
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    $10 says that the kid who came up with the idea is going to have their parents blame video games and television.
     
  6. Phy

    Phy I want... ROOM SERVICE!!

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    Jeez. She needs to input her stats into the "How Many 5-Year-Olds Can You Destroy" calculator. You're not supposed to find that out through empirical testing...
     
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    Holy shit, they were motivated.

    That's really bizarre to me. Just...I mean, it irritates the shit outta me when people act like folks are somehow more fundamentally crazy today than in the past. But something like this makes me wonder a little bit.

    Just one kid, that'd wouldn't be a big deal to me. But a crew? Coordinating like that? Weird.
     
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    Seems like these kids are currently in the SPARTAN program. And if they aren't, they should be.


    Seriously though, this is fucked.
     
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    This is why we need to bring back the guillotine. Am I right or what? There was a time when children weren't hopped up on crystal meth and conspiring to kill their teachers while listening to Bobby Brown's music and it can all be traced back to when people were using the guillotine.
     
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    Turns out the ring leader was some kid named Andrew Wiggin...
     
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    i could see this happening on south park
     
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    Thats some fuckin teamwork right there!
     
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    Taking down Garrison :lolol 
     
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    they may have been little shits but at least they were a coordinated bunch.
     
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    Is this an April Fool's joke?
     
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    Rotten bastards.
     
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    Time to beat some senses into them, if not by the teachers, then at least their parents ought to
     
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    IF I had a kid, and they were in on this and planned on hurting the teacher, they wouldn't have SHIT for MANY years. All they'd have in their bedroom would be clothes, and furniture including a bed.

    ALL toys would be removed from the bedroom, as would ALL media. No video, no TV, and no games. Those items would ONLY be available in the shared great room area where they could be supervised better or when someone was around.

    Hell, it would probably be like that until they were older and more mature anyhow. The LAST thing any kid needs in their room is a distraction to keep them from sleeping like a TV or even worse, a computer. Like HELL would I allow a kid a computer in their bedroom.
     
  20. jorod74

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    when i saw this on Headline News, I thought the anchor said they were Special Ed kids...

    i may be assuming the wrong thing, but back in my grade school days, Special Ed were the kids Carlos Mencia makes fun of- dik da dee!

    so if you got LD kids pulling a Lord of the fucking Flies on a teacher, there is more wrong at that school than anyone's willing to admit.

    and sorry, but if it was my kid, they'd be taking my ass to jail because it would be an old fashioned ass whoopin' right there in the office.
    You wanna be a man, eh? bring it!
    I don't condone abuse or violence, but damn, for that kinda crime, that kid is beyond grounding or time outs or no tv...
    don't gimme this crap about a belt across his rump will scar him for life...
    darn right it will and every time he looks at a shiv or handcuffs his butt tingles funny and he knows.....not to think it.

    i still recall the last time i was punished with a belt- shot a mirror with a BB gun in the house- accident or not, didn't matter.
    i never walked in a house with it loaded again.

    okay, mods, do your worst...i know i gotta be edited somehow. but it's cool.