Name something that you have learned/noticed in TFP

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1) Optimus's swords are weak

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2) Ratchet needed that.
3) Bumblebee is a baby on steroids.
4) Megatron yet again listens to the strange voice inside his Head.

 

5.Prime has sweet riiiims
6.Whenever Cliffjumper isn't a repaint of BB,he dies in the first 5 minutes(excluding Energon)

 

7. Bulkhead screams like a little girl.
8. "Silent but deadly" means something else on Earth.
9. Jack can play the Harmonica.
10. Raf can understand binary language (Bee's speaking).
11. Ratchet is a control freak.

 

12. Ratchet is stronger, faster, and studlier than Bulkhead.
13. Prime don't party.
14. Breakdown enjoys playing catch with Miko.

 

15) Don't push Prime's buttons.
16) Synth-En is another thing on Earth.

 

17) Arcee cannot build a motorcycle
18) Jack cannot make human intestines
19) Airachnid can't share
20) Decepticons DO share, apparently
21) Optimus doesn't care for jokes or things funny
22) Ratchet really knows how to kick @$$
23) Bumblebee sucks at scouting
24) Voiceless Bumblebee is a terrible character

 

25) There's no excuses for most CGI cartoons on TV to look like crap anymore because Prime's studio is doing an ace job in their first full show job.
26) The fandom is creepier in more ways than I thought
27) Frank Welker really is Megatron
28) I HATE THE HUBWORLD HOST GUY. Yes this is Prime related.

 

29) Ancient Cybertronian artifacts WILL inadvertently crash-land onto Earth. No exceptions.

 

30) TFP is fantastic for improving ones patience
31) Knockout isn't just an automobile, he's an automobile enthusiast

 

32) Knock Out looks good in steel-belted radials.
33) People automatically assume that the epic cliffhanger is the season finale.

 

34. Jack's Mom has an interest in Optimus.

 

35) Knock Out prepares for surgery.
36) Don't kill one of Arcee's partners
37) If you kill an Autobot, don't mention to Arcee that you killed one (you might've already broken rule #36
38) Don't piss off Optimus Prime! He's emotionless for a reason. (seriously though, this should be number 1 on this list)
39) Energon and Human Nerve Systems Don't Mix.
40) Do NOT disobey Megatron's Commands and wreck his ship in the process.
41) If you're gonna try and over throw Megatron, keep him amused enough to keep you around
42) Make sure your doubleganger-infiltrators can't stick to bombs
43) Never face off against Megatron alone
44) Being Optimus Prime is sort of an exception to rule 43.

That's all I can think of for now.


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45) Ratchet is stronger
46) Ratchet is faster
47) Ratchet is studlier
48) Optimus doesn't want to see anything funny

 

49) The first rule about Robot Fight Club is you don't talk about Robot Fight Club.
50) Fowler can drive jet without pilot suit.
51) Saturday saved the day from scraplets.

 

52) Arcee likes playing the "Who Screwed Things Back At Base" game.

 

53) Optimus can survive a blast from a cannon but a tree will knock him out
54) Ratchet in no vector squared

 

55 - Knockout is "One of Those".
56 - Ratchet's laugh is a sign of the apocalypse on Cybertron.
57 - Makeshift is a fool.
58 - Bulkhead is still picking shrapnel out of his backside.
59 - You scratch Knockout's paint, he scratches yours.

 

60) Nobody smelt what the Rock was cooking.

 

61) Miko likes dolls on her belt.
62) Arachnid has the hot's for Prime.
63) Prime can manhandle a locomotive.
64) Sylus reminds me of Everett McGill in Under Seige 2.