Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by qwerty, Jul 9, 2011.
Lmfao....wow, you need to submit that to Seth Green , if that doesn't get turned into a robot chicken skit, ill do it myself.
#9000: Megatron should stop asking Optimus Prime questions. "Is the future of our race not worth a single human life" and "What would you be without me, Prime" didn't work out for him.
9001: Megatron can't negotiate a truce to save his own head.
9002: If you wanna kill Bumblebee,...
Bumblebee will kill you.
9003: If you're a Ferrari and you don't die in the movie, your voice actor will after the movie.
That was harsh was it not?
9004: If you're an autobot and you manage to get into a Decepticon mothership, then you're in one big cluster____.
9005: Shockwave really needs to learn to speak English. Or at least ask Michael Bay for subtitles.
At least he knows how to say "Optimus"
True dat. But was it really that hard for him to ask for subtitles? You can get them from CyberMart for 25,000 dollars! Trust me, I've been there before!
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9006: Inviting the Decepticon's most deadliest assassin for a tea party will result in you and your family getting brutally slaughtered. Bonus points if you called said assassin "Rosanna".
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And now, a re-enactment of a classic scene from Pulp Fiction:
*Doorbell rings. The little girl opens the door to find Laserbeak standing there*
Laserbeak: Hey, kid. Is your daddy home?
Little Girl: ...What?
Laserbeak: "What" aint no answer I ever heard of! Is "What" a country? They speak English in "What"?
Little Girl: W-what?
Laserbeak: *Whips out machine guns from wings and backs her up against a wall* ENGLISH, MOTHERF__KER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Little Girl: Yes!
Laserbeak: Then you know what I'm saying!
Little Girl: Uh-huh!
Laserbeak: Good. Now, I'm gonna ask you another question: Do you want to have a tea party?
Little Girl: I...eh...gah...What?
Laserbeak: Say "what" again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU! Say "what" one more goddamn time and I'm gonna- *Mom walks in* Oh, hi, mom!
Sentinel Prime is the true hero of bayformers. Him Wheelie, Brains and Jolt.
9008: I'm bringing this thread back.
9009: Optimu-Wait how did we get to 9000??!?!?
Optimus can run as fast as a speeding fire truck
9011-Barricade thought Soundwave was so cool,he started speaking in his voice
9012- Never trust a guy who gives you a free mercedes benz sls amg
9013 - How did we get to this?
9014 - Optimus is not smartest of them all.
600- I can keep track of numbers
601- Sam stole Mikaela's dog
602- Sentinel betrayed himself
603- Cybertronian wedding rings are cogs.
Separate names with a comma.