100 Things I Learned in Transformers 3...

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by qwerty, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. TylerMirage

    TylerMirage I vawnt my berdt.

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    True. ;) 
     
  2. UltraMagnus2008

    UltraMagnus2008 Autobot

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    Lmfao....wow, you need to submit that to Seth Green , if that doesn't get turned into a robot chicken skit, ill do it myself.
     
  3. Radioactive Ravage

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    #9000: Megatron should stop asking Optimus Prime questions. "Is the future of our race not worth a single human life" and "What would you be without me, Prime" didn't work out for him.
     
  4. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    9001: Megatron can't negotiate a truce to save his own head.
     
  5. thebruteslayer

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    This thread:

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  6. tf7

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    9002: If you wanna kill Bumblebee,...

    Bumblebee will kill you.
     
  7. tf7

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    9003: If you're a Ferrari and you don't die in the movie, your voice actor will after the movie.









    That was harsh was it not? :lol 
     
  8. tf7

    tf7 Well-Known Member

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    9004: If you're an autobot and you manage to get into a Decepticon mothership, then you're in one big cluster____.
     
  9. Shocktron

    Shocktron Well-Known Member

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    9005: Shockwave really needs to learn to speak English. Or at least ask Michael Bay for subtitles.
     
  10. seekerblackout

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    At least he knows how to say "Optimus"
     
  11. Shocktron

    Shocktron Well-Known Member

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    True dat. But was it really that hard for him to ask for subtitles? You can get them from CyberMart for 25,000 dollars! Trust me, I've been there before!

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    9006: Inviting the Decepticon's most deadliest assassin for a tea party will result in you and your family getting brutally slaughtered. Bonus points if you called said assassin "Rosanna".

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    And now, a re-enactment of a classic scene from Pulp Fiction:

    *Doorbell rings. The little girl opens the door to find Laserbeak standing there*

    Laserbeak: Hey, kid. Is your daddy home?

    Little Girl: ...What?

    Laserbeak: "What" aint no answer I ever heard of! Is "What" a country? They speak English in "What"?

    Little Girl: W-what?

    Laserbeak: *Whips out machine guns from wings and backs her up against a wall* ENGLISH, MOTHERF__KER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

    Little Girl: Yes!

    Laserbeak: Then you know what I'm saying!

    Little Girl: Uh-huh!

    Laserbeak: Good. Now, I'm gonna ask you another question: Do you want to have a tea party?

    Little Girl: I...eh...gah...What?

    Laserbeak: Say "what" again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU! Say "what" one more goddamn time and I'm gonna- *Mom walks in* Oh, hi, mom!

    -Scene Ends-
     
  12. LesterX

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    ^:lol 
     
  13. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    9007:

    Sentinel Prime is the true hero of bayformers. Him Wheelie, Brains and Jolt.
     
  14. thebruteslayer

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    9008: I'm bringing this thread back.
     
  15. WTDylio

    WTDylio Where is Jessica Hyde?

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    9009: Optimu-Wait how did we get to 9000??!?!?
     
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    Optimus can run as fast as a speeding fire truck
     
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    9011-Barricade thought Soundwave was so cool,he started speaking in his voice
     
  18. Shockwave69

    Shockwave69 Supreme Leader

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    9012- Never trust a guy who gives you a free mercedes benz sls amg
     
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    9013 - How did we get to this?
    9014 - Optimus is not smartest of them all.
     
  20. Koolimus Prime

    Koolimus Prime Weapons Expert

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    600- I can keep track of numbers :lolol 

    601- Sam stole Mikaela's dog

    602- Sentinel betrayed himself

    603- Cybertronian wedding rings are cogs.