Risk all of your crew's lives, because you just want to go sky diving....*cough* Lennox *cough*

Kidnap your assistant, just because her boyfriend can find out Autobot's plan

 

340-399: there is no 340-399

 

We will kill them all.

 

Whilst three fast jets will be destroyed within seconds, 5-7 slower moving and larger propellor-driven aircraft will make it to the city (albeit whilst taking losses) and some will even be able to dispatch their cargo.

 

Megatron's Original plan before he crash landed on Earth:

To Get The Allspark... no wait er um....

To get the Allspark Then help the Fallen Destroy Earth... no wait, still not right...

To get the Allspark & Meet up with Sentinel Prime to enslave the Humans, to revive Cybertron then the Fallen would destroy Earth. Yeah that's the Ticket!

 

Ehren Kruger doesn't know how a Human Being Speaks.

 

You must be from Mars.

 

417: When you see your old nemesis again, you kill the old man.

 

418: Igor is a head that likes to eat other heads. Specifically those of Presidents.

 

419: Megatron dislikes stone Presidents and Elephants.

 

optimus speaks cybertronian when he first transforms. either that or HJKERKBLARGGARDHNKAOVHEIAEIODJIJMLAWIX

 

My one, and only, and definitive retort:

"Who's your chicken dinner now bitch"

 

He said "Who wants some chicken dinner now, bitch?"

 

When your caught in the stall with another man being however most secretive you may get caught with your pants down.

 

Decepticons always get all the cool shit

 

fixed. he's referring to dim sum. it's an asian sauce or food or something like that.

 

#number god knows what....

After billions of years of rivalry optimus takes out megatron his greatest nemises in two hits of an axe when I originally recalled megatron beatin optimus half to death in the first film until sam came into the damn equation.....

 

*the crowd cheers,and clap.when something huge emerges from the pearl white clouds*

Ratchet:what in the name of primus is that

*the clouds begin to clear revealing a metallic figure*

Mirage:I-I believe zat izza ship

*the figure turns out to be the ship given to galvatron.bumblebee runs up to the landing ship*

Bumblebee ptimus more autobots!!!!!!!

*the ship lands on the ground causing a huge dust cloud.bumblebee waits 5 feet in front of the ship,where the ships entrance is.the hatch opens with steam *spewing out of the door.but it's wierd steam,it won't go away.bumblebee stands there waiting for his autobot friends to make there welcoming appearance.*

Optimus:somethings not right,ratchet scan the ship.

Ratchet:got it optimus.

*ratchet scans the ship,and is horrified*

Ratchet h no.....OPTIMUS,ITS A DECEPTICON SHiP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Optimus:NO,bumblebee RUN!!!!!!!!

*bumblebee is to excited to hear optimus.optimus and the other autobots charge after bumblebee.bumblebee stares into the steam,he starts to wonder what's taking so long,when two red lights side by side appear in the steam,bumblebee already knows what they are and nearly goes into cyber-shock from being so frightened.bumblebee runs away as *fast as his feet can go,screaming at the humans.*

Bumblebee:run!!!!!!humans run away

*bumblebee is to late,galvatron emerges creepily from the ships entrance and blast bumblebee in the legs with his cannon.bumblbee's right leg falls off and his left is merely dangling off a thick black wire.

Sideswipe:bumblebee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sideswipe runs faster to bumblebees aid as fast as possible,faster than any other autobot has ran before,so fast he runs over a couple humans.galvatron walks over to bumblebee who is limping for his life*

Galvatron:weak autobot

*bumblebee is so frightened he can hardly talk,he only gets out a few words*

Bumblebee:megatron...is...that you!!!!!!!

*galvatron doesn't respond.he picks up bumblebee by his left leg,and prepares to rip him in two.bumblebee screams galvatron begins to tear bumblebee.bumblebees chest pops,and he screams.sideswipe skates below galvatron and uses his cybertanium swords to slice galvatrons abdomin.*

Galvatron:ahhhhhh,foolish autobot

*galvatron releases bumblebee in the air.sideswipe catches him and takes him to ratchet*

Sideswipe:he's hurt bad ratchet!!!!!!!!!

Ratchet:I see....I'll have to take him back to base for repairs!!!!!!!!!!

*rachet transforms and rushes bumblebee to the autobot base to repair bumblebee*

Ratchet:your gonna be alright buddy!!!!!!

Bumblebee:r-ratchet...am....I g-gonna....die?

Ratchet:don't speak of foolish thoughts bumblebee...your gonna be fine

*galvatron holding his abdomin,orders cyclonus and scurge to attack*

Galvatron:minions attack,ATTACK

 

In Soviet Russia you don't own a SLS, an SLS owns you!

 

banning women solves over half of the autobot's problems...