Or men intelligent enough not to use a toy forum as self therapy or emotional masterbation...
Show me where I started a thread and proceeded to...
Is it because you would touch yourself in Canada and clog his tubes too?!
Don't forget the Hedgehog[IMG].
Your tubes are clogged due to the cold weather: Contact your ISP.
Did you remember to wrap your tubes before it froze?
Seriously I'd tell her to shut the fuck up and mind her damned business. Then again, I am estranged from my family.
I didn't say easier to open. I said easier to get back into the package.
Seriously it is Drag History month.
Does anyone know a Drag Queen or is anyone into Drag?
Do you enjoy a tasty Crème brûlée?
Now for the Anti-Hippy Response. I like it. Easier to get back INTO the package than a carded one.
You know HALF the 1st page of threads in this forum need to be merged with this one into one Super Ultra MEGA "My Life Sucks" thread.
Poison her, slowly. Then when she gets mad you explode at her and tell her she needs to save her strength to FIGHT FOR LIFE!!! Or, Join the Army....
I've found the answer to your problem:
Apparently Mr. Bush disagrees with PETA:
I am not into eyesecks but I could be persuaded into ear sex with the right dude..
I love traps.
Oh, :(, then you'd be wrong. Very wrong.
Have you tried Rape™?
Side Effects of rape include: Nausea, Headache, Being Imprisoned and being Raped™ yourself....
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