Get her pregnant, demand she become a stay at home mom and homeschool.
Because carrying a freaked out cat during a move without some containment unit leads only to pain, sorrow and a lot of disinfectant. And before...
Get Edward Teach's flag, instead. Actually, thinking about it you'd probably prefer Thomas Tew's better.
Or, if you want to be all commie, get...
Curtains and a squirt gun. Start with water, then vinegar, and work your way up to battery acid. Eventually the cat will learn, or you can get a...
I could fix that limp for you.
And buy fix I mean break. And by limp, I mean your leg, with a sledgehammer.
Tits or GTFO.:thumbs2:
I hope I look that good in my wedding dress! Need to find that special someone first, I suppose.
You can fold those? When my sheets get too dirty, I just buy new ones and light the old ones on fire.
The lack of koala-ty bear puns in this thread is rather disheartening. I did get a chuckle out of the picnic basket comment, though.
YouTube - children of bodom - oops i did it again ( britney spears )
Children of Bodom - Oops I Did It Again. Who knew all it took to make Britney listenable was metal?
Caught a stray in my area and cooked it. Not too bad, actually.
Just another day on this rock. People lie cheat and steal from anyone they can, why is this kid special?
Happy Spring Holiday all!
It is an interesting concept, but it's never used as anything more than foreshadowing. We get Edward and Bella's SuperSparkleGeniusChild instead....
Rabbits are known for their reproductive excellence.Those ones have probably already been replaced several times over with newborn rabbits.
Just responding to a knee-jerk reaction with a knee-jerk reaction, and hoping mine would wind up in some jewels.
Leave Deceptikitty alone, you chauvinist pigs! The only reason you're attacking her is because you'll never see her IRL, much less talk to her.
I'm a screamer.
C'mon all you "nothing BAWWW" and "my hand" types! There's no time like the present! Here's what you do so maybe your Valentine's won't end on a...
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