We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois law...
Some men are born with balls, some have balls thrust upon them.
No, wait! No homo, no homo!
I'm lovable really.
Apart from the killer balls.
Trip over them? NEVER! They are sentient.
Fortunately my massive manly balls allow me to stand firm on the shakiest of ground.
Do 360 exclusives tend to appear on PC as well?
Yes. What's wrong with that?
Are you just trolling?
Oh, well, if you're being objective about the whole thing, that's fine.
That sentence makes...
Spider-Man leaping out of a wooden teepee to slash a mafia hitman with a switchblade is rubbish? Bitch, you be trippin'. Trippin' BALLS.
You seem to be assuming they're going to do the origin story again. There's no reason they couldn't just dump a "I was a nerd, got bitten, yadda...
Your gifs are weak old man.
Gotta be Terminator, I'm not into the remake of Galactica.
I can't be bothered over minor things like that. As much as anything, it adds character. My Classics Mirage has a flaw in the paint on his face. I...
Women have evolved the capacity to appear almost human, like parrots when they mimic speech.
And in other news: how un-famous does someone have...
Oh god damnit.
If you've ever read Dr McNinja and thought "This is good, but it makes too much sense," try the adventures of Axe Cop! Written by a five year old,...
It's not just the disposal of the batteries, it's the manufacture of them. Once you factor in the environmental impact of making the car, it's not...
Armada sucked more than a 100 dollar whore, and Energon was worse. I don't think there's so much continuity between the series that you can't just...
Separate names with a comma.