Goodness me, how much effort can you put into the game? I'm still what, level 5?

Right. Because they have magical sorcerers conjuring up those misogynistic videos you are so inclined to enjoy.

Perhaps somebody shouldn't be surfing through illegal videos made in the basement of a Russian mobster.

Not really up to Uncharted today. I'll see about it.

I think I got more melee kills than gun kills, just saying.

Unfair advantage? You were practically standing there and being an easy target. I nominate that map forever.

I was planning on playing some Ass Cred after I finished the update, but what the hell. I'll play a few rounds if it works out.

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Have I mentioned before that I hat computers? Because I do. Loathsome machines...
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I think it's time you give me that Portal 2 key, brah.

Joking aside, sucks that you went and messed up your PC. And yeah, I've found some gold mines up hidden in those rafters.

Yes I do have a folder named "Robot Babes." Why did you ask?

I'm also a traitor with a good PC.
I do have Junkheap. I found him hidden amongst Power Rangers toys in the rafters above TRU shelves, if you know what I'm talking about. All the good toys end up there.

Traitor to what? I've been around, man.

Well, I'm afraid I can't comment on that, seeing as I never got to play as the Joker. I played (most of) Arkham Asylum on Xbox.

I take it you're playing Arkham Asylum?

I guess, in that situation, you might be able to say that you have an elementary education, then.

You can't even say that you went to elementary school without lying.

And porn doesn't always result in viruses, but I'm not the one who has managed to go and screw that up.

So TVTropes was there when porn wasn't enough? Good stuff man.

Is regular porn not enough for you anymore?

I try. Just for you.

Hey now, no need to get all defensive.