Thanks. I’ve really enjoyed your commitment to the character you’re portraying. I’m confident this will pay off big time for you. All the best for future endeavours.

I am not portaying a character. I am like this in real life too, I say what I mean. I am not some internet reviewer playing a persona. Both Bass and me are saying what we mean, as hard as it is for your small mind to understand.

That’s remarkable. A lesser actor would almost certainly have broke by now. Perhaps it’s a little too close to asking for trade secrets, but I’d be interested to hear which texts or practitioners have informed your work.

Remarkable! A lesser troll would have given up trolling by now. Man, you must be some super-regenerating uber-troll. I bet you have 5 heads and 20 arms and the like. Must be a sight to behold.

Sorry, I’m possibly being a little slow on the uptake, but what’s a troll?