I would though. :3 Why won't you?

I’d rather be the trap.

Holy smokes. Why didn't I think of that?

Everyone’s out there wanting to spring traps, meanwhile I’m over here wanting to be the trap sprung.

That is actually genius. How would you like Applejacktimus to spring you then?

Oh, right. Cause he said he’d spring the trap... didn’t really think this far ahead...

Well then. Do you think you're screwed or are you gonna allow him to spring it?

Well, I’m screwed either way. I allow... the... springing...?

Don't worry, Sideways was too important in my childhood for me to possibly ever defile him.

...then again, he did have some nice thighs...

This is getting spicy and intriguing.

ôwô

OwO What's this?

...on second thought, I don't think I want to notice the bulge.

Don't worry. It's just a bonus. ;)

You can ignore it if you want, but I definitely won’t be ignoring any bulges. wink wonk

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35700000/Rejected-yukino-yukinoshita-35771520-680-382.jpg

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/tennis-player-kneeling-on-the-court-in-defeat-picture-id76185583

dadgumit why cant we like profile posts

Because the universe hates us.

I want to be loved though.. :(

So do I Gallade... so do I.

Then be a trap worthy of being loved! Be H.O.M.O.!

Honest
Optimistic
Motivated
Open-minded

Follow this creed and someday you will surely find your Seme! (or Uke if you prefer)

I wanna be like Astolfo though. xd

Seme? Uke?

you need to read more yaoi

“Optimistic” I’ve already failed there.

But I'm straight, sir Applejacktimus.

I've failed in being all four, sir Masktique.

A little too next level for you, huh? Let's just stick to the traps. :D

Felix & Astolfo. YES!!! :D

Spaghetti’s also straight until you get it wet.

What're you saying? >w>

To be honest, I don't know.

Understandable. I don't know what I say either.

I'll just have to work on being Honest, Optimistic, Motivated, and Open-minded. Work on being more H.O.M.O

You got this!