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I'm a gluttonous motherfucker I eat HUGE portions I eat big fat fucking helpings of SLOP I'm built like a fridge I'm a heavyset BULKY motherfucker with a heavy skeleton and strong bones that's right STRONG BONES I drink MILK I shit BLOOD I eat FOOD I got fucking malaria why I BREED MOSQUITOS I have a huge fucking pond in my backyard with STAGNANT WATER I am singlehandedly responsible for a mosquito outbreak in my fucking neighborhood I also make sanctuaries for BUGS I turn my bonfire out back into a nest for millions of bugs and snakes I will unleash them GIVE ME $200Interact