If we only knew the true identities of Lambor-jack, and Windbreaker here.

 

I would like to see more Clunker looking cars. Why does everything have to be a flashy sports car? What happened to Robots in Disguise ? Not really in disguise if you are flashy cars that stick out from the rest lol .. Get some mini vans in there or Mini Cooper or something, use a KIA lol..

 

don't look into this I'm testing stuff

 

Ha ha! I too have noticed the above post, and about half a dozen of ones like it, throughout this thread  

 

I'm guessing Windcharger.......

 

Well, all these crazy supercars and sports cars traveling together and involved in what appears to be a chase sequence with the main human characters (who are in a beat-up rally-ish Sonic...seriously look closely at that car it has all sorts of paint damage etc) have me pretty much convinced that the "Autobots" that we're seeing so far are in fact all Stunticons, impersonating the Autobots, much like in G1. I think the new Optimus semi is in fact Motormaster, and the beat up old flatnose is actually the real Prime, in hiding after being framed, along with the other Autobots. The Sonic is either Marky Mark's son's actual race car or it's an Autobot.

I expect there will be a few changes to the Stunticon roster, maybe having Motormaster be Nemesis Prime or Scourge, and I bet the green C7 Corvette is Lockdown, who would make a perfect Stunticon. I think all information otherwise stated is specifically to mislead us.

Maybe only a few returning bots?...Prime and BB will be back for sure and maybe a couple others but this might actually be the Decepticon-centric movie that some people have been clamoring for. It certainly would lend it a very different "almost" reboot feel if that were the case. We've been told the movie is kind of a "chase" movie...have we seen anything on set yet that would indicate that the Sonic is in fact traveling WITH those other cars? Or is it trying to get away from them?

 

Don't scratch the paint!

 

Cant be Dino/Mirage, because there is no reason to call him Dino again. The most stupidiest name in Bayformers universe ever. And I still doubt about some meaningful name for new cars.

 

Yes, clearly a Martini Racing Porsche, an Alitalia Lancia Stratos, an F1 race car, three goddamn Lamborghinis, a customized Corvette, and an Electromotive touring Datsun are not "flashy" in any way despite four of these being unique racing cars.

 

I'm going to cry when Hot Rod turns from a Pagani Huayra into a Winnebago.

 

what if Bay changed Knockout's name to Knocked up?  

 

I'll never understand why people rag on about "robots in disguise" when their precious G1 cartoon NEVER EVER DID THAT considering how they openly interacted with people on Earth and the fact that at least 80% of the cars in G1 were prototypes and racing cars that were NEVER STREET LEGAL.

I know peole have nostalgi googles but do they really cut off the airflow to the brain THAT MUCH?!

Nothing Bay has done in terms of the price or car choises is anything majorly different than what G1 has done. The models and colours are a different story but the whole "hurr what about disguise Michael Blowjob derp derp derp!!!!" is completely moronic.

It's even worse with the Decepticons. Oh right a bright red,blue and black planes with giant purple decepticon insignias on wings ARE SUCH A GREAT DISGUISES! Who cold ever guess that they are Decepticons?!?!?! NO ME!

 

I want to put this on every single corner of the web.

 

You, sir, are awesome.

 

You sir just won this thread.