Man uses olive oil as viagra; loses penis

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  1. IceMagnus, Nov 23, 2012
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    Im a ghost comin' to haunt you in your sleep.
     
  2. Starscream600, Nov 23, 2012
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    :lolol  It took me five minutes after I wrote this post to click submit. And I'm still laughing.
     
  3. Cal, Nov 23, 2012
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    Only if they apply the olive oil after they're done cooking. :p 
     
  4. Haloid1177, Nov 23, 2012
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    Oh, a woman in the kitchen joke. How original.
     
  5. Eigo Risu, Nov 23, 2012
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    I feel all weird down there now.....
     
  7. Haloid1177, Nov 23, 2012
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    Imagine the feel without anything down there.
     
  8. decepticreep312, Nov 23, 2012
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    Imagining that was what made me feel weird in the first place.
     
  9. Haloid1177, Nov 23, 2012
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    That was my second feel.

    First feel was the needle. Just can't imagine...
     
  10. Kujo1597, Nov 23, 2012
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    Phantom dick syndrome?


    To be honest, I'm most surprised at Starscream600 not being the one to post this. :lol 

    I don't understand why he kept doing it. Did the dude in the alley say, "Yeah, just give it ten or so years..." and then went back to counting his cash.
     
  11. decepticreep312, Nov 23, 2012
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    This reminds me of that 1000 Ways to Die episode where a woman injected corn oil in her face to look young, then it like killed her somehow.
     
  12. Starscream600, Nov 23, 2012
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    Yeah, how could I miss this? Lol

    I came into this thread just to make a dick joke, but it's too long.

    EDIT: The source is from Dailymail which is a untrusted source for me because they like to make stuff up or blow up something insignificant. Plus, I don't even go their website.
     
  13. firehawc_69, Nov 23, 2012
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    touche`
     
  14. Belgrath, Nov 23, 2012
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    Shoulda stuck with Cialis.

    :lolol 
     
  15. Galaxy Convoy, Nov 23, 2012
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    Not anymore it ain't :lol 
     
  16. LegendAntihero, Nov 23, 2012
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    So, is he a woman now or is he going to get an artificial dick?
     
  17. Dark Skull, Nov 23, 2012
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    He invented penis cancer? :eek: 
     
  18. Bountyan, Nov 23, 2012
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    I see what you did there.
     
  19. Eigo Risu, Nov 23, 2012
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    it is entirely possible to develop cancer as a result of a physical injury. just very rare.
     
  20. GAUGE, Nov 23, 2012
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    Well, I suppose now he has a 50 year old Vagina
     
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