Oh man, where do I start?

I guess the most annoying things in WFC Escalation (As I don't bother with FOC anymore) is having your weapons stolen. I just follow these dumb sh*ts around and bash em over the head repeatedly. I'm aware it doesn't do anything but I tend to go from game mode - to annoying f*ck in as little time as it takes a d00d to swipe my sh*t.

I also can't stand when these guys put money into the shield generator when they don't have enough. Then pound the button expecting you to buy them stuff throughout the entire game. I have no problem doing so but not for a douche who basically "expects" you to do it as though you owe em.

 

I might be 20 days late to read this, but this story just made my day.  

 

Ok, by now everyone knows the "launch" map. Here's a tip, in TDM, HH or CtF, you have that little sniper type tower there on the side. Yeah, fine, go up and snipe. In Conquest, DON'T. You don't need to be up there and make sure everyone stays out of B. Played a game the other night where there were 2 of my teammates up in that tower at all times and it did NO GOOD. We lost B just as often and since we were 2 bots down trying to capture A and C, we lost by a huge margin. I didn't even break 4000XP because when I tried to capture a node I had 3 of the other team stomp me into the ground because I was by myself.

 

capturing a Node in conquest ????

who does that, is that even legal?  

 

While not really a "bad" person, this guy definatly didn't have his head in the game.

We were playing capture the flag. I was a Destroyer and decided to stay and defend the flag. This kid joined as a jet and noticed that I was staying at the flag. He asked through the microphone what I was doing and when I answered back with my microphone, he gasped and started talking excitedly.
Next thing I know he says "Okay, I'm gonna turn into a dinosaur. Okay? I'm gonna be your pet."
He is eventually killed (He wasn't actually trying to die.) and comes back with a Slug body.
He keeps saying. "Okay I'm your pet. I'm your pet. Give me a name."
I'm trying to play the game and do not wish to role play, but this is a little kid we're talking about. I don't want to sound like a jerk.
I finally answer. "Okay your name is Slug. Now defend the flag."
The kid then keeps asking me to play fetch and jumps all around me in Dino mode. He keeps doing this for a while before we are attacked.
I'm promptly slagged but the kid is safe and makes barking noises while shooting at the flag holder.
I respawned soon after the kid was killed and he came back as Swoop. He eventually found me and started sqwauking like a parrot.

 

I had 28 kills on team death match. And Im decent at best no where near that good, one of my teammates went 0-11 and he was actually playing.

 

...Gaaaaaah.

 

Here's a scenario I experience often: too vocal teammates.

Some people shouldn't have mics. I had this one group that shouted into their mics for every occasion. I'm trying to shot at somebody when all of the sudden I hear.
"DUDE (insert username here) F***ING SUCKS MAN!!"
"AH MAN I JUST KILLED THAT GUY!!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THAT F***ING FLAG A**HOLE?!!"

It gets very irritating.

 

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/...nTxrebJLsmUKwXzwC1tLTkt8fz7xuxRKv5fpHjJ5FKEww

 

*shudders*

 

Just had a game of Capture the flag in FOC.

The teammates on both sides were so bad, it came down to the two who captured the flags to square off (With flag in hand= no alt modes) to determine who would win the match. Like, every time.

It was actually quite funny cause the other team would throw all their d00ds at me and I'll kill em all as well as my entire team going after the enemy and getting their asses handed to em.

 

...sounds familiar...

 

That is actually hilarious. lol

I was playing a round with a bunch of people, mostly kids yelling kid stuff and having fun but there was this one older guy laughing and calling the kids bitches while they were playing. They were just laughing and having a good time, some of them role playing as Transformers.   Worst of all that ass was on my team.