I just let it fly unless it'll be disruptive to a quiet situation. Just a few nights ago, my neighbors were having obnoxious loud sex. Apartment next door, paper thin walls. I put my butt on the wall and let loose a monster fart. Godzilla-grade emission here. The noise stopped and the guy asked the girl if she queefed. I died laughing.
In the days before you were born, an epic fart thread involving yours truly was posted here that shook the very foundations of mankind.
that one Family Guy episode (the car scene)....my ex has done that to me on multiple occasions lol. the worse is the ones you rip under the sheets...then take the cover off minutes later realizing the smell was still there and smelled even deadlier than normal lol
just let it rip there is no shame in what the body has to do though dont say something like im glad that one wasnt chunky it always seems to make the situation worse
Don't fart during a job interview. Unless you're the interviewer. Although I suppose if you're the one being interviewed you could let off a silent flaff and then sniff around confused and ask the interviewer if he/she can smell that weird whiff. Maybe you could both bond over searching out the mystery miasma. Interviewer: "Well, we couldn't find the source of that smell but I like your dedication to the search, so you're hired."
