lmfaoo winner!!! Your prize? a smoothie made from soundwaves dead parts... rich in energon

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So, whats the nutritional value of energon?

 

it taste like butter and old cassetes

 

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Spoiler

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Ratchet: Jolt! ELECTRIFY!
Jolt: You got it Ratchet...finally i get do do something in the movies!
Ratchet: Alright, Transplant those aft....No..what are you doing!? hit the ship not the building! *facepalm*

 

*'Con driver* "ALL YOUR CHICAGO ARE BELONG TO US."

 

never get so drunk you cant remember yesterday for example jolt one day you in eygpt next you'r fly the cons mothership

 

I knew we should have turned left

 

WORLD DOMINATION!! err i mean CHICAGO DOMINATION!!

 

Wife: NOW look where cybertron is! Move over and let me drive!
Husband: No! Do you have any idea how much this baby cost?

 

Con #1 : Overshields ?
Con #2 : Check
Con #1 : Turret guns ?
Con #2 : Check
Con #1 : Have you checked that the drones are working?
Con #2 : Check
Con #1 : have you secured all the wires and plugs that give this ship it's power?
Con #2 : no
Con #1 : why not?
Con #2 : what are the chances of those few cables getting tampered with ? ....

*Cue wheelie and brains*

 

Another one:

*after picture was taken*
Con #1: And that's your field report?
Con #2: Yep.
Con #1: The con stole your girlfriend,
Con #2: Uh-huh.
Con #1: Fucked her while you were watching,
Con #2: Boner.
Con #1: And what made you shoot him in the head, causing him to crash into a building with a large amount of electrical currents, was that he stole your shift...
Both: ...driving the giant ship in Chicago.
Con #2: Yes, Primus, it's as if I hadn't just explained this.


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Meanwhile, inside the ship...

Con #1: Sir, the system has spotted 2 little Autobots inside the ship!

Con #2: Who cares about 2 little Autobots? We should be focused in destroying this Earth city.

Con #1: But sir, they could sneak inside the ship's power room and f*ck it all up!

Con #2: Ah, don't worry. One of the soldiers on board will surely have destroyed them before they even find the ship's power room.

Con #1: Fine, but when the ship crashes into a building, falls into the lake, and the water jams our circuits, you will understand...

Con #2: And how do you know all that?

Con #1: Oh, because I already watched Transformers: Dark of the Moon. It's great movie by the way!

Con #2: Huh?... o_0

 

lmaoo winner!!! Your prize? a day in delaware with brains

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Next pic now!

 

Yaaay   my third win
And I get to spend a day with brains  
 

 

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