Say ERK! what would you do if OP's going 2 take your face?

Discussion in 'Transformers Movie Discussion' started by soundwaverulls, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. Sso02V

    Sso02V Injector Has a Posse

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    I'd be chill, because I'm not a Decepticon, and Optimus only did that once, to robot satan, who I'm sure I'm not as bad as.
     
  2. Autovolt 127

    Autovolt 127 Get In The Titan, Prime!

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    Oh Look Over There.....It's a Geewunner.
     
  3. Kaymac

    Kaymac I'M REALLY FEELIN' IT!

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    I'm surprised no one's suggested transforming, because that's what I'd do.
     
  4. prime326

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    Accept my fate and present my face to his mighty sword
     
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    Beg for mercy
     
  6. Sideways77

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    Be like Shockwave. Be a faceless!
     
  7. OrionsBelt

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    Heh, I'd just grow my head back while uttering in a high pitch voice "You inconsiderate prick!"
     
  8. tpainzbro

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    Id be like Blitzwing. That way everytime he tried to take my face id keep switching it before he could. All i would want to see is how angry Prime would get.
     
  9. Skywarp2413

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    I'd probably have the "WAT." look on my face Megs did at the end of DotM
     
  10. vatarian

    vatarian Archentrope, Black Needle, Suzerain of Metabolisms

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    As he brought his axe to bear to behead me, i would swing to the side at the llast moment, bring about my melee weapons, and break optimus' arm, then i would force my weight down upon the ruined joint, and bring him to his knees, and wrench his arm from it's socket, then unlike the dumbass Sentinel, I would pry the axe from his hand, and lop off his other arm, before finally bisecting his head with his own stolen axe.
     
  11. TheMixmaster

    TheMixmaster Master of Mixin

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    Vatarian, that's pretty intense...

    I would put up a good fight, before transforming it, and gunning it towards the nearest highway. If Optimus were to chase me, I'd transform, flip over a crapload of vehicles, and evade Optimus. A: If done successfully, I'd go into hiding, until I could contact some fellow 'cons who still have their faces intact. Then, if we could have the luck to find a large aircraft decepticon, we'd get off the dang planet and relax on Mercury. B: If I couldn't evade him, I'd run at him during full speed, and attempt to slice off both of his arms, unlike the piece of scrap that is Sentinel Prime. Then, I'd finish him off with a blow from his own blaster to the head. Then I'd proceed to do A and throw Optimus into the gravitational pull of the sun while we're at it.
     
  12. triop

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    Here's what I would do: I would first reflect with prime over the story of our hate that was borne of that sand castle kicking that long time ago in the ages of our primordialism. I a hulking gun toating brute at that year had been trolling through cybertrons beaches then when jagged at the corner of my eye sat short stubby Prime a pitiful sight at best. He shaped malleable dirt into what was meant to be ramparts to the clod of poo he called his castle but to no avail were his walls at modeling a castle. Some beastly will from within brought my hands to perform the murder of such a pathetic sight. Could it have been the fallen tapping at my essence, or perhaps something truely malevolent? Nevertheless., once Prime had met my fury with his pleas for mercy. "Who would I be without him" begged the toddler prime, attempting to barricade his creation. It was at that moment that I reared my legs, contempt and all, and thus uttered the very phrase that the bitter fallen tyrant of cybertron reaped from my cold metal lips in his moments end, and right then and there everybody walk the dinasaur.
     
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  14. BradTheMad

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    I'd walk up to him with a staff in hand, look towards the sky, extend both my arms in dramatic pose and loudly proclaim "let my face go!". Hopefully some divine intervention will happen and it's only 40 years in Cybertronian wastes from there...
     
  15. AutobotDefender

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    If I were to fight Prime, I'd take his axe from his hand, since it has quite a long handle, and repeatedly hit both of his arms after cutting off his hand in which he held the sword. When the shoulder joints are weakened, I turn my hand into a blaster and blast the arms off of him, and slap him with both of them. Then I cut off his legs and kick his face with them. After that, I rip out his mouthplate with my bare hands and cut his optics with it. Then after he screams in agony I headshot him singing the '86 movie Decepticon theme.

    Wow, and that comes from a Prime fan.
     
  16. LesterX

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    Have we now descended into violent discriptions of how wed kill Optimus?
     
  17. AutobotDefender

    AutobotDefender The Last Prime

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    Well, I didn't start it.
     
  18. Overlord Balder

    Overlord Balder Voices Slugslinger!

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    *shoot-out* "IN YOUR FAC--" *dies*
     
  19. vatarian

    vatarian Archentrope, Black Needle, Suzerain of Metabolisms

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    I'd be One badass decepticon. Oh yeah, And I'd light bumblebee's yellow ass up.
     
  20. vatarian

    vatarian Archentrope, Black Needle, Suzerain of Metabolisms

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    My fight senario was more awesome.