Bad Transformer jokes

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  1. Gears, Apr 10, 2006
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    This thread rules.:lol 
     
  2. Rattrap, Apr 10, 2006
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    Three Transformers are walking through the woods. One sees a magical glowing stick in the middle of the path. He says to the others, "I heard that when you jump over that stick, you can be anything you say you can be. The first one runs and jumps over the stick saying, "I wish I was as big as a city!" and he turns into Metroplex. The second one jumps over the stick and says, "I wish I was omega and supreme" and he turns into Omega Supreme. The third one runs and trips over the stick, and says "Crap!" and he turns into Wheelie.
     
  3. Optimus Scourge, Apr 10, 2006
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    :lol  :lol  :lol 
     
  4. SydneyY, Apr 10, 2006
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    ..........

    :lol 

    These "bad" jokes are great when they keep on coming!
     
  5. The Spider, Apr 10, 2006
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    What do you get when you cross G1 Predaking with Armada Predacon?
    King Con.

    Why did Waspinator have to pay shipping for his order at Amazon?
    Because the items didn't meet the Maximal order.

    Why did Hot Rod suspect Arcee had an affair with Bumblebee?
    Because their kid transformed into a CB radio.

    One day the Autobots found out that Punch was charging the Autobots for his services while allowing the Decepticons free service as Counterpunch. When confronted with this the Autobot Spy told them, "There's no such thing as a free Punch."
     
  6. x0x_chrome_x0x, Apr 10, 2006
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    LoL just keep on coming :) 



    Whats the same about a Tennessee divorce and Optimus Prime transforming??
    Someone is going to lose a trailer!
     
  7. Rumble02, Apr 10, 2006
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    waspinator and cybershark have a baby, what do you get?
    INJECTOR.
     
  8. Rumble02, Apr 10, 2006
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    what do you call a transformer with no skill or talent.
    TWINTWIST
     
  9. Rumble02, Apr 10, 2006
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    how do you make an autobot fall down? Kick him in the camshaft
     
  10. Gnaw, Apr 10, 2006
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    YES!!!! BEST ONE HERE!!! :thumbs2:  :thumbs2:  :thumbs2: 
     
  11. KA, Apr 11, 2006
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    why is PM prime the smartest prime?

    because hes got a great Hi Q.
     
  12. Spider Striker, Apr 11, 2006
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    How, damn you! Tell me HOOOOW?!
     
  13. Belgrath, Apr 11, 2006
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    :lol 
     
  14. DarkDranzer, Apr 11, 2006
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    I may regret this later but...

    What happens when you fuse a saiyan with a mentally unstable Decepticon Leader?

    Super Saiyan So Freakin' Crazy That Torkulon Won't Help 'im Rage
     
  15. KA, Apr 11, 2006
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    why did the robot chicken cross the space bridge?

    to get to the other side of the fandom that doesnt disown battle beasts.
     
  16. Brave Magnus, Apr 11, 2006
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    :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  Possibly the best joke in the thread.
     
  17. Renidragon, Apr 11, 2006
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    You got my joke before i could... I was gonna take a picture of C. Runamuck. ;) 

    This thread rules.
     
  18. Fairlady_Z, Apr 11, 2006
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    A Decepticon walked into a bar. It hurt.
     
  19. Pravus Prime, Apr 11, 2006
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    LOL, great joke.
     
  20. TGCLightGuard, Apr 11, 2006
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    How many Autobots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two. But I don't know how they got in there. :D 
     
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