Bad Transformer jokes

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  1. Eric, Apr 10, 2006
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    What do you call the boogers inside Prime's nose?

    Auto-snots.
     
  2. KA, Apr 10, 2006
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    good god these are all terrible.

    whats big and green, has 4 wheels and flies?

    a garbage truck bot with a 2nd aerial alt mode.
     
  3. Insane Galvatron, Apr 10, 2006
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    Well, the title of the thread is "Bad" transformer jokes. What else did you expect? :lol 
     
  4. KA, Apr 10, 2006
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    what does chromedome say to highbrow when gets a panic attack?

    "dont lose your head."

    ba dum cha!
     
  5. MV75, Apr 10, 2006
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    What did trypticon say to metroplex while he was in city mode?

    "I'm going to knock your block off"
     
  6. Omegatron, Apr 10, 2006
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    He started these bad jokes, so...

    Which Transformer do you find in Insane Galvatron's undershorts?

    Skids.

    :) 

    -Tony!
     
  7. Switchblade, Apr 10, 2006
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    Bad Transformer jokes, huh? Okay, I've got one.

    Action Masters.

    :p 
     
  8. KA, Apr 10, 2006
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    darkwing and dreadwind, when asked about their long lasting friendship, always gave the same answer; "we're really quite...attached." and proceeded to combine alt modes.

    zing!
     
  9. Vialli, Apr 10, 2006
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    Twin Twist, biggest joke of em all :D 

    *Runs*
     
  10. snkeyes069, Apr 10, 2006
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  11. Depthcharge, Apr 10, 2006
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  12. Lazeric, Apr 10, 2006
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    What kind of Transformers do crows like?
    Decepti-corns

    Quickstrike's Cobra Head: "Uh oh.... are we poisonous?"
    Quickstrike's Scorpion Head: "I should hope so... why?"
    Quickstrike's Cobra Head: "Well, I just bit my tongue..."
     
  13. Primevil, Apr 10, 2006
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    Two Autobots walk into a bar. The Decepticon ducks.
     
  14. Belgrath, Apr 10, 2006
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    Mini-cons - Ninny-cons
     
  15. x0x_chrome_x0x, Apr 10, 2006
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    Whats red, blue, silver, black and green?

    Optimus Prime and Megatron fighting over a pickle.
     
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    What did Prime say before he died?

    Its not what the Universe can do for you, its what you can do for your Universe!
     
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    How do you brainwash a decepticon?

    Give him an enema!!
     
  18. Brave Magnus, Apr 10, 2006
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    :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  :lol  Hilarious.
     
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    That was my first choice, the second is Beast Machines! ;) 
     
  20. Insane Galvatron, Apr 10, 2006
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    BM Battle Unicorn walks into a bar.

    The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey pal, why the long face?"
     
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