another of my catchphrases I use all the time. "I have no recollection of that, senator" [Cause I'm always being asked questions all the time and that's my default response when it's a question that really is just stupid]
THIS! i also use slag to replace most of my cussing, expecially at work haha when people ask me why i tell them to do something i say, "cause i am the big daddy!"....sometimes i add the word bitch to the end of that lol my work catchphrase is "alright" when a boss ask me to do something, i get mocked for that by my co-workers lol
words are for the weak and the blind to follow...im pretty sure i started the acronym PITA(pain in the ass) as well...we were siting around working on a jet like almost 12 years ago(im military)and this one particluar part(elevator snubber)was kicking are ass...so we tried to explain to supervision how much a pain this thing was and being how the military uses acroynyms for everything i said it was a real PITA...and it kinda stuck wit me...then i used the word on a dodgecharger site and now i see it everywhere..maybe i didnt start it/maybe i did/or maybe i just gave it more life...
Several. One is "wat", which isn't exactly a PERSONAL catchphrase. The others are "I have no idea how that just happened" and "What could possibly go wrong", which are usually used next to each other for some reason.
^"wat" is a good one. The less it sounds like "what" the better, in my opinion. No catch phrase per se, but I find myself saying "put it in your mouth" way too often.
I've been saying "Absolutely" alot at work lately. "know what I'm sayin??? know what I mean???" "Rock out with my cock out." "Snap!"
^^ Like your siggie.. I'll say "I don't give a flying fig" to replace something else Also, "Whatever blows your skirt up!" when I'm done with the convo. That's it for me.
"3-D Glasses Radical" My friend Thomas came up with that years ago and use it as my own as he doesn't care if i use it.
I love my dad's catchphrase for card night w/ his friends: "I've been to 6 county fairs and a goat rape and never seen shit this weird." that's how he describes his bad hands. and i edited it down.