Your Cup Size Is Inadequate: Australia Bans Small Breasts

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lunar Archivist, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. Team Jetfire

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    Geez, calm down. It is not like they are banning women from having small Boobs; though it is still a form of censership that should be stopped. That being said, the only people really affected are people who have a small boob fetish and the movie makers. Plus who pays for porn on DVD anyways???
     
  2. Deathnoble

    Deathnoble Aristocratic Assassin

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    There's small-breasted women in Australia?

    >.>
     
  3. KnightSaberAmi

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    Okay.....so I didn't read through the whole thread.

    I'm no Feminist but if this is how the girl makes her money (thats her business none of mine) and is of legal age, WTH is the government to say she can't work? So are they gonna front the money for boob jobs? Seriously, if their taking jobs away are they going to make compensation for having the disability of bad genes if the girl is legal?

    I see an influx of disabled A Cupped to government corrected Double D Aussie porn stars on the horizon.

    :lol  I laughed so hard at this.
     
  4. Lunar Archivist

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    I second that. I have a huge crush on Misty Mundae. :) 

    The real problem here is that this law could result in stupidity on the scale of the 14 or 15-year-old girls in the U.S. who took nude pictures of themselves of their own free will, were accused of manufacturing and distributing child pornography, and are now considered sex offenders. This means that if any woman over 18 with A-cups, from dime store camwhores to pretentious art photographers, takes topless or nude pictures of herself, she could be in legal trouble for creating/promoting "child pornography". :crazy: 
     
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    Stupidity? I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
     
  6. Optimus Sledge

    Optimus Sledge Yar har fiddle di dee

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    Your girlfriend only has one breast and it's an AA? You're really not a breast man.
     
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    I hope they won't ban movies of Naomi Watts where she appeared topless.
     
  8. MetalRyde

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    ^never claim to be.

    nice job capitalizing on the typo.
     
  9. firehawc_69

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    I thought that this was already happening. I remember hearing about kids having to register as sex offenders that sent sexts and cell phone cam pics of themselves.

    A quick google of "underage sexting" turned this up: Underage "Sexting" Now Punishable as a Sex Crime in a Growing Number of Jurisdictions :: Philadelphia Criminal Defense Lawyer Blog
     
  10. Dremare

    Dremare It's pronounced "dreh-mare"

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    ...... They actually made a gum that's suppose to help your cup size?





    But this is kinda ridiculous. This means every A-cup sized woman in Australia is going to need to get breast implants.....
     
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    If they all plan to do porn, that is.
     
  12. Dran0n

    Dran0n miss me w/ that

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    "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" :lol 
     
  13. Midnight

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    So basically theyr saying if you have small breasts your a little girl while larger breasted women are the adults.

    Thats just awful. And probably sexist. I'd be outraged if I were a woman.
     
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    Banned? Hell, I thought you were gunning for a promotion.
     
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    strange
     
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    fixed.
     
  17. Vincymon

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    But there were girls in my class of juniour high with larger breasts than some of the teachers ...

    That's just silly. If I were a woman, I'd be outraged. Heck I still find this silly.

    Can you imagine, if you were living in Australia, and your wife happened to have small breasts. What this law implies is, if your woman has smalll breasts, then she is a little girl, and you're a pedo :) 
     
  18. JetRaid

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    Its only in porn, read the link...
     
  19. Chaos Muffin

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    Man this thread is drawing us in like flies.
     
  20. CdnShockwave

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    The thread title has "breasts" in it. What do you expect?

    BTW, ZOMG OMGWFT!!!! We're all going to die! NOOOOOOOOOooo!!!