i always go into my nephew's room and make his primus toy put up both middlefingers. he gets pissed everytime.

 

  ream: 

 

My wife doesn't mess with my TFs on purpose, but she has accidentally knocked a couple of them over a few times.

 

My girlfriend posed the ones I brought to our apartment like they are having a dance party

 

The only beings to mess with my collection are my late dog, Pepper, and current dog, Skye. For awhile, if the figure is a Nissan, it is bound be messed with. They would accidentally knock off of my desk with doors flying off when I am not home. After the 4th punishment, Skye stopped doing it. It took one time for Pepper to understand that those are off-limits.

 

My friend continually attempts to balance any TFs he sees on one leg. I come out of the washroom and I see that Movie Bumblebee is ballerina dancing or something.

I have a selection of toys that are meant to be touched by others (doubles, junkers, etc.). I learned a long time ago to have this pile set up, lest they be tempted to touch the TFs in the cases. No one touches those. NO ONE. On threat of death.

 

if you look in my collection photos... you will see mp starscream sans nosecone and radar......

i leave my 2 year old son in our den watching tv one night. i walked outside and start talking to my neighbor. well my wife decides to join the party. after 15 minutes i go check on my son. i see him playing with a toy, so i go look. low and behiold its mp starscream.
i take it and go to my office where i keep all my tf's up on shelves... he used a chair to get up onto a desk to get up onto the shelf to get the mp starscream.

he calls all my tf's my "work" or "daddy's stuff" but all of his tf's are "ian's work" or "ian's stuff"

 

There must be a video review of this figure.

 

My fiance collects transformers, if she doesn't know how to transform them, she just looks at them and fiddles with them a bit in a cute manner. If anything, I'm always grabbing her transformers and messing around with them.

 

My friend put my favorite TF down his pants and ran away, he wouldn't give it back until I actually reached in there, it was a dark, dark day.

 

It was one of my animated figures :'(

 

which one was it?

 

Safeguard. You may not like it but I fking love this figure, its in my hands right now. And I found a hair in the leg armour.

   

 

I'm not a girl, but that seems like it would hurt...

 

yea. so would cyb scourge.



i see a new thread in the making!!!

"Transformers That Would be Painful as Dildos."
ill start

Fortress maximus


 

 

im a guy but id say that would go beyond hurt and into permananT damage XD

 

To bad. That sucks. My wife tells me she loves that I am still a kid. And that she actually gets turned on when I sit and play with my toys. What you think? Should I be worried? HAHA

 

My wife likes getting one and showing it to my 9 month old...

... I tell her that I will buy another one... and sorry, it will be coming out of her diamond necklace fund.

 

I have never had any issues with this. Mostly because my wife just does not want to see any of the new additions that I have made in my toy room. On one hand she knows I am always buying new toys, but on the other hand she just doesn't want to know. Good thing too since that Master Replicas sig ed Boba Fett Blaster would be a hard one to explain.

As for my son and nieces and nephews, I do take them into my toy room every now and then (I keep it locked with a deadbolt lock most of the time). I only have one rule when taking them into the room though......their hands must be in their pockets at all times. Kids get excited and like to reach out and touch things. The pocket rule has helped me to avoid any unfortunate accidents.