Do you have Aspergers?

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Do you have Aspergers?

  1. Yes.

    32 vote(s)
    17.4%
  2. No.

    61 vote(s)
    33.2%
  3. ASSBURGERS!!!!!111!

    91 vote(s)
    49.5%
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  1. Scantron

    Scantron Well-Known Member

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    Some of that might be non-serious votes. Hell, I only voted 'yes' because the online quiz told me to.
     
  2. Mechafire

    Mechafire Shadow Broker Moderator News Staff

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    This thread =:lolol .
     
  3. Eric

    Eric VOTE.

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    Just because someone has Asperger's Syndrome, doesn't mean that they're complete and utter assholes. I have it, and while I do get angry from time to time, my life turned out to be pretty good.
     
  4. Witwicky Camaro

    Witwicky Camaro Sabbatical Is Required

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    Glad I'm not the only person who thought this was a bit of a instrusive/rude question to ask, especially given the demeanor of this place.

    I watched a movie called Mozart and Whale (2005), which is described by alot of people who have been either diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome themselves or know someone in their family with it, as a pretty accurate depiction of the disorder, and while I'm pretty sure there are varying types of it, I know I don't have it, that's for sure.
     
  5. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    I believe there's a requirement to have either Aspergers, Dyslexia or be OCD to be able to post on a messageboard. Having two or more means you get a special badge, but you'll either not be able to read it, won't be satisfied with how straight it pins on, or will not understand why people made you wear a comedy badge and then you'll get annoyed about it.

    I scored 32 on that test. I like being around the cusp like that. It pleases my OCD.
     
  6. MegaMoonMan

    MegaMoonMan OFFICIAL MMM REP

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    It's not like people are being forced to answer. How can a question that has a completely voluntary response be rude or intrusive?
     
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  7. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    [​IMG]

    If this looks like anything other than titties to you, you have assburgers. There is no cure.
     
  8. Gingerchris

    Gingerchris Telly-headed Tyrant

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    I thought that Assburgers was when you lie on your side naked, pretend your ass cheeks are the two halves of a burger bun and you slip a beef burger into your buttcrack.

    If it isn't then I've been doing it wrong...
     
  9. Jarmen123

    Jarmen123 Ministry of Silly Walks

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    DivineAngel would like a word with you...

    DivineAngel - Encyclopedia Dramatica
     
  10. nkelsch

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    Not picking a fight, but is this a diagnosis from when you were a child or a current, adult diagnosed and treated condition by a current medical professional?
     
  11. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    ASPD > Asperger's
     
  12. BenPrince

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    They should take all the Asper's out there and put them on a island somewhere... Say, Australia. No one there would notice.
     
  13. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    that looks a monster from the FF games.
     
  14. Mr. Jiggles

    Mr. Jiggles loves your mother.

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    Diagnosis: Assburgers.
     
  15. Deceptikitty

    Deceptikitty all about the hasubandos

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    It looks like a pelvis!
     
  16. ninety

    ninety NERDS!!

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    Assburgers of course, buggery by it's nature has to be the.......hang on a second..........



    I got 11.

    Having a beard, that's all the second opinion I need.

    Reminds me of a Michael Jackson joke I can't post here.

    After I've stripped the flesh off it, but enough of my own psychosis.
     
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  17. Megatronwp38

    Megatronwp38 Nobody defeats the DEVASTATOR!

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    I got a 21. Damn another disorder to get me out of working out the window.
     
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    Yes, I have aspergers. Yes, I was diagnosed by a professional. (several in fact, at the Menningers Clinic) No, it's not an excuse to be a douche.


    Remember folks, if you're self diagnosed, you're not an autist, you're just an asshat. :) 



    And did I miss something? Why is this particular topic up again? I thought it was on a 3 month rotation between coming up, it's only been about 2, IIRC. :p 
     
  19. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    you have assburgerz!
     
  20. Eric

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    I was a child when I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. Believe me, my life was pretty shitty from then on. But nowadays I'm used to it.
     
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