"He went to get you a tighter shirt." "There ARE no tighter shirts. We CHECKED." *fist bumps* And I second Sam screaming like a girl. It was hilariously unexpected.
Can anyone explain the tight shirt joke? I seem to be the only one who doesn't get it. Yes, I'm slow. Explain the orange smoke one too at that.
For the orange smoke, the planes were aiming at the smoke... Epps threw the smoke badly, and to the fighter planes, it seemed where they were standing was the target.
the part with Lennox and Epps was great "Man, i hope those f-16's have good aim" "Why?" "i told them to aim for the orange smoke" "... You mean that orange smoke?" "wasnt my best toss" and after they came out of the spacebridge, Jetfire:"at least we're still on the right planet" i laughed so hard at that. and pretty much everything else mentioned OH!! and Swine Flu-that nearly made me wet myself
"Need parts! Kill the little one!" -That's about the only part of The Doctor's dialogue that I understood without effort.
Wheelie : YEAH, LIKE A BIG FREAKIN' BOMB!! Wheelie : I'm tellin' ya, Tiny people are mean! Tell him he's tall! Skids : ...Read? Jetfire : Oh, Bullocks!! Sam : What size shoe do you wear? Prime : You'll never stop at one! Ratchet : Well, This fool is horribly misinformed! Leo : You Tazed me man, you owe me! Those are some
and i forgot about wat judy said bout soundwave "im not impressed with your perverted breathing" lol made everyone laugh
I love Prime's trash talk during the forest battle. I need to see it a third time to hear it clearly though. I think he said "Worthless piece of scrap metal" at least once.
"I rise, you fall." - Optimus Prime "Damn I'm good." - Sideswipe "Is the fate of our race not worth one human life?" "You'll never stop at just one. I'll take you all on!" - Megatron and Optimus Prime "I'm below... the enemy scrotum." - Simmons "Give me your face!" - Optimus Prime "My father was the wheel! The first wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did so with honor! Dignity!" - Jetfire "It's upgrade time!" - Skids (My all time favourite)"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing." - Optimus Prime
Anything by the Twins ("That's 'cus you're a pussy" and "Ow, that hurt!" It's an ass-whoopin' it's supposed to hurt.") Do the "Suck My Popsicle" on the ice cream truck count?
My my favorite thing wasn't a quote but the side of the ice cream truck with the Decepticon Logo followed by "Suck My Popsicle" lol
"Last the Prime is Dead"-The Fallen been to his inner Makuta. "DEVASTATOR!"-Devastator beinging Devastator. "Master I have fail you the Allspark is gone"-Megatron tell the Fallen everything. "I'm not get eated!"-Mudflap after open the mouth of The Devastated Beast.
Gotta blend in...like a ninja! - Skids No its my buddys car he just went to see if he could find you a tighter shirt. - Sam (Whispering) Camshaft. - Mikaela (How is this not just sooo sexy) Clear a path! - Sideswipe tearing ass around a corner after a flawless transformation only to utterly embarrass Sideways... I'll take you all on! - The one and only.
Judy Witwicky: I cannot have a psychotic alien in my garage! Sgt. Epps: If God made us in His image, who's image do you think he was made in? (or something like that)
Soundwave's lines were real good. Sadly, I can't remember them, but I will be watching it again on Imax.
