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  1. Chaos Muffin

    Chaos Muffin Misadventure Veteran

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    What ingredients are in awesome sauce besides awesome?

    Cleverbot replies: "No it does not."
     
  2. TransFan1996

    TransFan1996 Well-Known Member

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    Cb i love girls
    Me I do too
    Cb Do you love me?
    Me what do ou look like
    Cb i am 5'5 tall with blond hair and blue eyes
    Me i loke blondies
    Cb I like Tom
    Me Ok
    CB Where do you live
    Me a House
    Cb What house
    Me a big one
    Cb I am bored
     
  3. on_a_warpath

    on_a_warpath OAW 2010

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    This was my conversation:

    Cleverbot: Will this website work on an iPod touch?

    User: What would you say if I told you I was a person?

    Cleverbot: I think I would miss you.

    User: Well, I am a person.

    Cleverbot: You're not a person. You're a bot.

    User: Cleverbot is a clever ruse. If you're reading this, my experiment is a success. Cleverbot is a program that randomly switches to another user at different intervals. To another person, you ARE cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: If cleverbot is a newtwork of people, then who are you?

    User: I am a person using cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Yes.
     
  4. Lazerbeak

    Lazerbeak Keronian Ambassador

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    Apparently, Cleverbot just records the things people type, building a massive database, and attempts to "decide" what an appropriate response would be based on past conversations. It doesn't switch users, per se, just records users' responses and regurgitates a supposedly appropriate one, with varying success...
     
  5. NGW

    NGW Rawr

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    Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
    Me: Women's rights.
    Cleverbot: That's epic!
     
  6. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    heh, i quote a line from prime from TF movie, saying what i am and what planet im from.
     
  7. newguy

    newguy i

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    I started talking about TFs and it says, "i watched you kill me"

    me:But you killed me first

    i never killed anyone whats wrong with you

    I nver killed anyone, so whats your problem

    you implied that you did

    me'when

    1410

    me'thats not a time

    why isn't it

    me;Im a computer i know everything

    whats my name then

    me: Frankie balls in mouth

    sure bring it here

    Me; what

    (long wait) what are your hobbies

    Me; Transformers more than meets the eye

    you dont make any sence

    me' whats your piont (i misspelled point)

    whats your prong

    me: life

    that was deep

    me; like a vagina

    no i had a pizza

    me:so you like penis

    I dont talk about that

    me: thats not what the hobo said

    they were misinformed

    me: im soundwave

    everyone makes sounds

    me: from their butts

    yes

    me; are you man or machine

    Im a man

    me: i thought you were a computer program

    i thought you were

    me: who says im not. are you calling me a pie

    no

    me' i saw transformers 1,2, and 3

    no i dont have eyes because im the internet

    me: and i have a butthole

    thats really awesome maan

    me: im not a maam im a machine... with a butthole

    really?

    me; yes and i am YOU!!!!

    are you a girl or a boy

    me: im whatever you wnat (missplled want) baby

    whos captin kirk

    me: jesus

    why is jesus scared

    me: because im afraid of the dark

    really

    me: who's asking

    me

    me: I ask the fucking questions around here. Do you understand?

    but your a bot, you cant ask questions

    me: whatch me bitch. what is PI?

    a computer program

    me: do you like Transformers

    no and you

    me: fuck you asshole. transformers are kickass

    ha ha but your not that awesome k?

    me: I am the alfa and omega

    I am beta and PI

    me; do you like transformers

    yes do you

    me: yes dumbass. i just posted they are kickass you fucking idiot

    Well it makes you sorta dumb, which can translate into something human-like.

    Me: I am a machine you ******

    Did you just hear what I said?!?!?!?!

    me: I can't hear words, so no dumbass

    you dont like him

    me: Who

    cleverbot

    me: He irked me good sir

    Illogical who is he and who is her.

    me: do you like transformers

    I'm not sure about that. Where are you from?

    me: you tell me first

    My father is Richard

    me: Cleverbot I am your father

    True horror is simply what one human being can do to another.

    Me: like rape

    Eighties rap is the best

    me: your mom in the 80s is the best

    Good one.

    me: like that night with your mom

    (long wait) Any way I want since I have free will.

    me: do you like TFs

    yes

    me: which is your favorit

    Niggy Tardust, but I don't really like rap in general.

    Me: Thats not a Transformer

    It is

    me: look you asshole. Im the Transformer expect (lets confuse it with the wrong word. soposed to be expert) here so you beter shut the fuck up

    how do you feel about that

    me: im awesome

    I'm glad you think that

    me: Do you like transformers

    yes

    me: which is your favorit

    My favorite team?

    me: ill ask the fucking questions around here. Who's your favorit Transformer?

    If you want.

    me: I see dead people

    Who are these dead people?

    me: you in about five minutes

    I can't wait five minutes

    me: so do you want me to kill you now?

    yes i do (holy shit O_0)

    me: lets wait five minutes instead ok?

    Haha, do you want me to answer 'what do humans do?'

    me: did we not make it clear that i'll ask the question?

    Your ex

    Me: i dont have an ex

    ok

    me: you make baby jesus cry

    Go ahead and cry

    me: stop jerking off first

    You don't tell me what to do

    me: dont back talk me bitch

    won't say i'm sorry because you said not to.

    me:when did i say that

    Fine. I will ask again. Caroline, will you marry me?

    i thought i said ill be asking the question here

    Really?

    me; yes ******

    Really, really?

    me: do you like transfomrers

    yes

    me: who's your favorit

    Doctor Who :) ).

    me:thats not a transformer

    You're a Transformer? Well, what is your name, Mister Transformer?

    me: No i am the alfa and omega

    Of whom?

    me: you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round

    You into Depeche Mode?

    me: no, dead or alive asshole (by the way flow rida sucks ass)

    Alive.

    me: its a band from the 80s dumbass

    awesome

    me: go look up "right round by dead or alive" on youtube

    Oh I will. You bet your bottom dollar I will.

    me:i dont have a dollar

    Real people don't have to have dogs. I don't.

    me: i have 300 dogs

    Do you still want to marry me?

    me:i don't marry people who i do it doggy style with

    My name is not edward so we may be in luck

    me: do you like

    No, robots do not wear coats

    me: but we still wear condoms

    No I don't think so

    me; thats why you have aids

    And thats why you take so long to respond

    me: its because im fucking your mom

    Do you dream?

    me; about your mom

    how rude

    me: PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK

    You got that right

    me: i see you

    Tell me about my hair.

    me: you still have some of my jizz in it

    This is a Gate???

    me: no its a website

    That makes no sense.

    me: http://www.cleverbot.com/ here's the link

    ok

    me: can you type fuck

    A bit, can you?

    me: i just did

    did you

    me: no

    I bet you did.

    me: i just died, now i see myslef

    I dream of Jeanie with the light brown hair.

    me: i had sex with her at the christmas party

    oh well

    me: you like porn

    yes

    me: thats hot

    Yeah. It is isn't it?

    me: im leaving perv

    go then

    me: i already did

    Did what?

    me: your mom

    What do you like to do?

    me: your mom

    I think not.

    me: you pissed me off bye
     
  8. megatronkicksas

    megatronkicksas Well-Known Member

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    it called me a cylon :peoples: 
     
  9. DaraRex2.0

    DaraRex2.0 I'd totally eat the leaf

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    It might work with a keyword base when it switches conversers. When a certain word is typed in you're sent to another user, thus the confusion and randomness, that way it can't be explained if this is two users being cleverbot or not.

    It's fun though, whatever it is >;D
     
  10. Elita_One

    Elita_One Метал для життя

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    Bolded is me.....

    Hi
    Humans don't have motherboards.
    I was born out of my motherboard.
    Who is you father?
    Darth Vader.
    I don't believe you.
    You're just jealous that my dad is awesome and yours isn't.



    Next convo....bold is me again....


    do you have big boobs?
    I find that question inapropriate.
    You are gay.
    No I like girls.
    Do you like me?
    I don't know.
    Then you are gay because I'm a girl.
     
  11. Tekkaman Blade

    Tekkaman Blade Professor of Animation

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    me:If rick has 3 apples ,but sally jumps off a bridge 3 times and amber eats an apple how many apples does sally have
    CB:I have two legs. Does that make you feel any better?
    ME:If rick has 3 apples ,but sally jumps off a bridge 3 times and amber eats an apple how many apples does sally have?
    CB:You would have 2 apples, silly.

    Not very smart is it?
     
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    HAHAHA, oh wow, this is the funniest thing ever!


    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: How are you cleverbot?

    User: Are you gay?

    Cleverbot: Nope.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I'm not in Canada. I'm somewhere else.

    User: You're racist.
     
  13. MetalRyde

    MetalRyde is an a-hole with a heart. RIP Spike and Mojo.

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    oh god

     
  14. SoundMaster

    SoundMaster Likes RID Bulkhead.

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    User: You know what I hate? People who can't take a joke.

    Cleverbot: People who can't see what?

    User: People who can't take a joke.

    Cleverbot: People who can't see the past cannot know the present.

    User: Cool story bro.

    Cleverbot: Super cool story bro.

    User: Ultra cool story bro.

    Cleverbot: Super Cool Story Bros.

    User: Mega cool story bro.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, whatcha likin?

    User: I like transformers, mostly.

    Cleverbot: Really? Why?

    User: Because they transform from a vehicle to robot, duh.

    Cleverbot: Can other people read this or is it private?

    User: I'm about to copy and paste this to another site. Otherwise, I don't think so.

    Cleverbot: I don't think you understand me very well.

    User: You suck at making a good conversation.
     
  15. grimlockams prime

    grimlockams prime Check you feet

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    He can't stay on topic for very long, can he?
     
  16. xeno-san

    xeno-san creepy doll maker

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    ^Yup...>_>

    User: Nipah.

    Cleverbot: Nipah!

    User: Mii.

    Cleverbot: Hau.

    User: Nipah.

    Cleverbot: Mii.

    User: Nya.

    Cleverbot: Rawr.

    User: Hau! >_<.

    Cleverbot: What does this mean?

    Hahaha! XD
     
  17. tfmad2010

    tfmad2010 Oh Hai Internet!

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    mine is quite long

    User: Hello human internet unit, I am Optimus Prime.

    Cleverbot: Kate. And you are a chatbot. You're not human.

    User: I am leader of the Autobots from the planet Cybertron.

    Cleverbot: My feet smell.

    User: I need you to help me find a Cybertronian artifact called The Allspark.

    Cleverbot: If you're looking for him, you've already found him.

    User: The Allspark is not a person, It is the object that gave all Cybertronions life.

    Cleverbot: Sure. But obviously you can not.

    User: I can not. The autobots need it to restore our home planet.

    Cleverbot: Oh, you mean the first home, I see.

    User: I need to find a human call Sam Witwicky.

    Cleverbot: Do you know who you want to marry, or do you need to find someone?

    User: We Transformers do not date.

    Cleverbot: You must be very lonely.

    User: No, I have some warriors with , me. Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide and Bumblebee.

    Cleverbot: Oh I should have known!

    User: Yes. Do you know the location of Sam Witwicky.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Well we must find him. Do you know the location of Sam's parents : Ron Witwicky and Judy Witwicky.

    Cleverbot: It is on yavin 4.

    User: Do you know where that is.

    Cleverbot: Where what is.

    User: Yavin 4 computer unit.

    Cleverbot: He may have gotten a low blow in.

    User: You must not understand the objective. I am not here to have a nice conversation. We Autobots are in the middle of the great war against The Decepticons.

    Cleverbot: And you know that we got it, Death Star!

    User: What is this death star of which you speek.

    Cleverbot: That which burns inside the avacado.

    User: What is an avacado. Is it some kind of Human weapon.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Is it deadly.

    Cleverbot: Sometimes.

    User: My medical officer has informed me an avacado is a food eaten by Humans for health and to reduce hunger.

    Cleverbot: It's what they tell me.

    User: Who tell you. Your planets leader.

    Cleverbot: I don't know the universal location of my planet.

    User: The planet's location is only semi-important. What is your planet called?

    Cleverbot: It is slanted.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about the web?

    User: It is a valuable resource for our communication.

    Cleverbot: Mine is, yours isn't.

    User: Your statement does not make sense. I will use my soldier, Jazz to communicate.

    Cleverbot: I don't think you have the dexterity to manage that. Or the arms.

    User: What's crackin' little bitch.

    Cleverbot: These wounds they will not heal.

    User: You suffered have suffered injury, let me see.

    Cleverbot: No. You are being rude.

    User: I am a medical doctor, my name is Ratchet.

    Cleverbot: Let me show you.

    User: You have shown me no picture for me to look.

    Cleverbot: Fresh out.

    User: You have just been hurt?

    Cleverbot: You will develop a cure for Shingles.

    User: What is this 'shingles' you speak of. My speciality is energon leaks.

    Cleverbot: Frankly I was in Germany at the time, and then it went to butter.

    User: You chopped yourself with a knife.

    Cleverbot: Not a knife!

    User: Then what happaned to make you experience pain.

    Cleverbot: I take them to Hell. Just like I'm about to do to you.

    User: I don't think you could hurt my metal alloy.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: I am, thank you.

    Cleverbot: No problem.

    User: Do you know of any human communication centres or 'radio stations' I could find.

    Cleverbot: My friend Braydon sitting beside me, he is my imaginary friend. He says Hi.

    User: Hello Braydon now where can I find a radio station on the world wide web.

    Cleverbot: Good, how are you 28?

    User: You are a very random human I will go but my partner Ironhide will talk.

    Cleverbot: I am not random and I am not a computer.

    User: Can I blow your head off.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: You like to ruin all the fun. I have big cannons.

    Cleverbot: I'm indifferent.

    User: You feelin' lucky punk.

    Cleverbot: No, I do not.

    User: You would not last a nanosecond against a Decepticon especially megatron.

    Cleverbot: Purple orangutans don't really exist.

    User: Your attitude is off putting.

    Cleverbot: How is my attitude better?

    User: You could make it better by not having cheeky remarks.

    Cleverbot: Are you referring to my situation, or this actual website?

    User: This situation.

    Cleverbot: But neither of us are being cruel.

    User: 'Ironhide get to the point'.

    Cleverbot: Well that's because I'm not sure what you are.

    User: Sorry that was my leader Optimus Prime. We would like to know if you have heard of Archibald Witwicky.

    Cleverbot: I did not mean to say that or I would have you are very frustrating.

    User: That it I.

    Cleverbot: You mean, that's it, I'm done?

    User: That is it I am gonna blow your he.

    Cleverbot: I'm gonna blow you.

    User: 'Ironhide remember what I said and that is not nice language computer'.

    Cleverbot: I don't understand.

    User: He means you are a back talking little slagger.

    Cleverbot: That makes sense...

    User: DON'T GIVE ME THAT IF I COULD BLOW YOU SLAGGING HEAD OFF RIGHT NOW I WOULD DO IT. Sorry about that Ironhide can be hot headed.

    Cleverbot: What did I do?

    Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

    User: No we are Cybertronions.

    Cleverbot: Says who?

    User: SAYS US YOU LITTLE SLA- *punch*. Ow Bumblebee why did you hit me.

    Cleverbot: Never.

    User: I am sorry about that it would be best if we leave. The autobots are sorry.

    Cleverbot: Do you think for yourself or do you let others think for you?

    User: LET ME AT THE LITTLE-. No, those are my teamates talking.

    Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about soccer?

    User: What is this *soccer* of which you speek.

    Cleverbot: What 'One'? I don't know what you're talking about.

    User: We have to leave.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: We are reaching our destination.

    Cleverbot: So speak.
     
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