Mega-con, stop being a sorry excuse of a fleshbag.  




By the way, you'd think by the amount of swearing Wheelie would actually turn into one of those RC sailboats...

 

Fleshbag?

Transformers comedy FTL

 

L-M-A-O!

Wheelie swearing is hilarious!

 

Totally agree, and I think I owe the writers an appology for having too little faith in them. Sorry guys, you actually made this work and suprisingly Very well.

This was not what I was expecting, this is a long way from a Johhny 5 or Wall-E and it works so nice, good animation makes the difference. Got to agree with the majority on this one Wheelie is full of win.

I can see based on his alt mode why they chose Wheelie, but I was thinking they almost SHOULD have gone with Rat-trap. Somenoe else said it and I missed the quote, but that is Rat-trap's personality in wheelie's body all the way.
Heck they could have even written it in as another joke....
Wheelie "the name is wheelie bitc....."
Makela still pissed at the little bugger kicks Wheelie across room "whatever Rat-trap!"


As for the multiple comments about the excessive cursing.....
Yes, a lot of responsible parents will be cught of guard when they take their 5-12 year old to the movie.
Yes, it gives him LOTS of personality in a very short segment.
Yes, they probably could have toned it down, but personally I love it. Made me laugh and it was totally unexpected.
Yes, kids are most likely going to want to quote all the most inapropriate lines in the film.

Nothing against anyone's faith or parenting skills (I know it can be tough), but how about just for once, instead of blaming TV, Movies, and all the other horrible little children that your kids hang out with..........

Take some Parental Responsiblity!
(I know most of you do, and thank you)

It's not hard to teach your kids manners, the difference between right and wrong and appropriate behavior, and if they don't get it, you can explain the consequenses.
In the case of this clip - Wheelie gets his eye burnt out, and then gets locked in a box. Pretty good reasons not to curse or act inapropriately.
As a Parent it shouldn't be hard to explain that to your kids.
Or, you could just not take them to the film, it's your choice.

 

The way you are reacting to other people in this thread, I don't think your show is going to sell out anywhere soon, either.

 

You're just mad about what I said about movie haters.

 

He said splinter. I read the novelization.

 

Why would I be mad about that? I fricking LOVED the first Transformers movie... 

 

Oh.

Then, you just hate me.  

 

Well, they shouldn't be taking their 9-12 year old kids to a PG-13 movie.

I hope responsible parents can at least do that math.  

 

Well, you know, he didn't say anything they couldn't hear on primetime televisions. If you are taking your kids to a PG-13 movie and get mad because of the word "bitch" I think there is a whole lot else going on.

"Have you ever tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids...and hitting them?" - Bender

 

Or it was used a lot around me and I just got sick of hearing it because of how absolutely asinine it is.

So, this begs the questions: do you use it a lot? Why do you use it? Do you think that having people reinforce their heterosexuality is liek totally righteous, dood?

I did! Like so:

Depends on what you think I mean by "A little heavier," and "hourglass figure," but the general idea is there. Chances are you're one of the millions of plebs who hears "a little heavy" and thinks of some 900 pound pile of lard, seeing as that's the direction you went with my "she looka like a man" comment

So! If we're done gratifying your mundane, frat-boyesque sense of humor, I'll just allow your brain to percolate in its own rotting muck as it tries to figure out what it is I just said. Don't forget to Tivo Family Guy! DEY GOTS A NEW EPISZODE ON TONITE DAWG!

 

Holy. Slag!
A Wheelie that is not made of suck and fail? I am truly surprised.  

I can't wait to see this in IMAX. It's gonna be awesome.

 

Why is everybody so "ugh" 'bout the cussing? He only said the b-word twice and that's it! Srsly! 

 

I'm just excited to hear personality and ENGLISH coming from a movie bot.

 

Tell me about it. We're supposed to believe that the Cons were formidable foes, when the only one who showed an inch of combat and strategic prowess was Starscream.

ROAR SNARL GROWL I AM A DECEPTIBLARGH AAAAA

Don't even get me started on the Autobots.

"HEY WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?"

"WHOOPS I TRIPPED!"

"OH MAN YOU FELL ON ME IS NOT THAT THE FUNNIEST THING EVER?"

"OH MAN SORRY I STEPPED ON YOUR HOUSE!"

"WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TRAINED SOLDIERS LULZ!"

"WE"RE SUPPOSED TO BE ROBOTS BORN WITH THE INSTINCTUAL DRIVE TO CAMOFLAGE OURSELVES!"

"LOL LOL WHAT DUZ 'HIDE' MEAN GIZE?"

"WHEEEE!"

And we're all left to wonder how they become such competent fighters in the big finish.

 

I'll be honest, not super sold on Wheelie thus far. He's different then I expected (which of course skews my views.), I though he'd be a bit more...meek. Still, he's winning me over, and I'm sure when I watch it on the big screen on June 4th, I'll be laughing.

 

i thought he sounded like mixmaster from transformers animated..

 

 
Numbers are bad.
Guess I should have made that read in quotes.
I've seen self called "responsible" parents bring their 2 and 5 year olds to a midnight showing of many very R rated movies.

It all depends on your personal views on responsibility I guess. Ask those people who end up on Jerry Springer, I'm sure they know.
 

 

If anybody says "Michael Bay ruined my childhood" again well then, he improved Wheelie. However, if anybody says "Michael Bay ruined my childhood for making Wheelie not suck" then