SoundFire Prime presents TFA: Season Four

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  1. SoundFire Prime

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    Part Eight (Sayonara)

    Sixshot steps outside of Maccadam’s Old Oil House. He stands to the side as Rocky the Bouncer throws Rattletrap out the door.

    Rocky: “How many times do I have to tell you, Rattletrap?! Do not, and slag it, I mean do not sell death stix to customers!”

    Rattletrap: “Hey, come on, Rocko, I wasn’t selling ‘em. Heck, they aren’t even mine. I was holding ‘em for a friend, capische?”

    Rocky beats his chest and roars. Rattletrap jumps up and runs down the street.

    Rocky: “And if I ever catch you around here again, I’m gonna…oh, who gives a frag? He’ll probably just gonna come back tomorrow…and every orbital cycle after that.”

    Rocky goes back inside. Sixshot looks around and leans up against the wall. He reaches into his midsection compartment and pulls out a stuffed toy gorilla (Optimus Primal.) Sixshot gently strokes the stuffed gorilla and chuckles softly. One week earlier, Sixshot, Sari, Professor Sumdac and the Autobots are standing in front of the open space bridge portal on the roof of Sumdac Tower. The Elite Guard has just departed for Cybertron, and Sixshot has to go with them. Sixshot says his goodbyes to the Autobots. Optimus Prime and Sixshot shake hands.

    Optimus Prime: “It was an honor to serve alongside someone of your stature, Sixshot. If only more Decepticons were like you.”

    Sixshot: “I don’t know whether I should be flattered or offended by that last remark, but nevertheless, it was nice to chill with you guys. Thanks again for letting me stay at the plant.”

    Optimus Prime: “Anytime, friend. Goodbye and good luck.”

    Sixshot: “Right back at you, Fire Convoy.”

    Sixshot turns to Bumblebee.

    Sixshot: “Take care of yourself, Honeycomb.”

    Bumblebee: “Stay out of trouble yourself, Sixshot.”

    Sixshot and Bumblebee shake hands. Sixshot walks up to Prowl.

    Sixshot: “Master Yogibear would be proud of you, Prowler.”

    Prowl smirks.

    Prowl: “Thank you, Sixshot, oh, and it’s Yoketron.”

    Sixshot: “Heh, whatever.”

    Sixshot and Prowl shake hands and grip them tightly. Sixshot walks up to Bulkhead. Bulkhead looks down at Sixshot with a little smile and twirls his fingers.

    Sixshot: “Oh, go ahead, Tubby.”

    Bulkhead picks up Sixshot and gives him a bear hug. He squeezes Sixshot so hard, that Sixshot’s back cracks. Sixshot flatly expresses his pain.

    Sixshot: “Ouch. That really hurt.”

    Bulkhead: “Sorry, my bad. Anyway, I hope you take good care of yourself up there.”

    Sixshot: “You know it.”

    Sixshot and Ratchet shake hands.

    Ratchet: “Good to know that not all ‘Cons are sparkless killing machines.”

    Sixshot: “It’s good to know that not all Autobots are full of themselves.”

    Sixshot walks over to Professor Sumdac and gets down on his knees. Professor Sumdac looks up at Sixshot with a smile.

    Sixshot: “You’re a really nice guy, Isaac. I’m glad to have met you.”

    Professor Sumdac: “Thank you, Sixshot, you’re really nice, too, and thank you so much for taking care of my daughter. I want you to know that should anything ever happen to me; I want you to take care of her.”

    Sixshot: “You mean like a godfather? Sweet, I always wanted to change my name to Don Sixshot.”

    Professor Sumdac chuckles softly.

    Professor Sumdac: “No, not like that. There are two meanings of that word on this planet.”

    Sixshot: “I know, I’m just messing with you. Anyway, thank you, Isaac.”

    Sixshot and Professor Sumdac shake hands.

    Professor Sumdac: “You’re welcome, Sixshot.”

    Sixshot nods his head and feels something tap on his knee. Sixshot looks down and sees Sari looking up at him with her big blue eyes full of tears. Optimus Prime motions the Autobots to follow him. The Autobots ride the elevator down.

    Professor Sumdac: “I’ll give you two some time alone.”

    Professor Sumdac walks over to the elevator and waits for it to come up.

    Sixshot: “So, I guess this is it, huh?”

    Sari: “……”

    Sixshot: “Come here.”

    Sari embraces Sixshot and snivels.

    Sixshot: “I know, Sari. I know.”

    Sari chokes back tears.

    Sari: “I don’t want you to go.”

    Sixshot: “I don’t want to go, either, but I don’t have any say in the matter.”

    Sari: “What if I never see you again?”

    Sixshot: “Sari, you’ll see me again, I promise.”

    Sari: “When?”

    Sixshot: “…I don’t know, but I promise I’ll be fine. You have my com link frequency in case you ever want to reach me.”

    Sari: “Yeah, but it’s not the same.”

    Sixshot gently strokes Sari’s head in an effort to make her feel better.

    Sixshot: “It’ll be okay, trust me. Hey…”

    Sixshot tilts Sari’s chin up so her eyes can meet his own.

    Sixshot: “Now, I want you to be strong for me, okay? I’m going to be strong for you. Just have faith, and I promise everything will work out. Can you do that for me?”

    Sari snivels and nods her head.

    Sari: “I’ll try.”

    Sixshot: “Okay.”

    Sari: “Sixshot?”

    Sixshot: “Yeah?”

    Sari: “Am I still your little monkey?”

    Sixshot: “You’ll always be my little monkey, Sari. Am I still your great big softy?”

    Sari: “Always. Here…”

    Sari reaches behind her back and pulls out a stuffed toy gorilla. She gives it a hug and a kiss and holds it up to Sixshot. Sixshot tilts his head.

    Sixshot: “A primate made of stuffing?”

    Sari: “It’s a stuffed animal. His name is Gary. He was my favorite toy when I was little. I used to go everywhere with him.”

    Sixshot: “……”

    Sari: “I want you to have it, Sixshot.”

    Sixshot: “…What? No, I can’t. It’s your stuffing primate.”

    Sari: “No, it’s yours now. I want you to have a little monkey to remember your little monkey by.”

    Sixshot’s heart warms up. He takes the stuffed gorilla and holds it up to his heart.

    Sixshot: “Thank you, Sari. That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me.”

    Sari: “Just promise you’ll take good care of him, savvy?”

    Sixshot chuckle softly and rubs Sari’s head. He sticks the stuffed gorilla inside his midsection compartment for safekeeping and then feels around for something.

    Sari: “What are you doing?”

    Sixshot pulls out a stuffed toy wolf and hands it to Sari. Sari gasps softly.

    Sari: “Sixshot…what’s this?”

    Sixshot: “I purchased it for you down at the organic creature stockade. It looked a lot like my wolf mode, so I thought you might want it to remember me by. I hope you like it.”

    Sari takes the stuffed wolf from Sixshot and looks up at him with a tearful smile.

    Sari: “Sixshot, I love it. Thank you so much.”

    Sixshot: “You’re welcome.”

    Sari: “Do you mind if I…?”

    Sixshot: “Not at all.”

    Sixshot leans close enough to Sari that he comes face to face with her. Sari gives Sixshot a kiss on his cheek.

    Sari: “Here, you can have your hammer back.”

    Sari takes out her Shadow Magnus Hammer and hands it to Sixshot.

    Sixshot: “I gave you that hammer to show you how much your friendship means to me.”

    Sari: “I know, but this wolf means so much more to me.”

    Sixshot: “Okay.”

    Sixshot takes the Shadow Magnus Hammer from Sari and stuffs it in his midsection compartment.

    Sixshot: “I’m sorry, but I have to go now.”

    Sari: “……Okay.”

    Sixshot stands up. Sari and Sixshot walk over to the space bridge portal.

    Sixshot: “Just remember what I told you, Sari. Have faith, and everything will be all right. Now, I can take care of myself, mind you, but if you can be strong for me, it might just be good for a power boost.”

    Sari: “I promise I’ll be strong for you, Sixshot, just as long as you promise to be strong for me.”

    Sixshot: “I promise.”

    Sari: “Thank you for being such a great friend. Even more, thank you for being like a father to me.”

    Sixshot: “Of course, thank you for being a great friend, and for being like a daughter to me.”

    Sari: “Sure.”

    Sixshot steps up the space bridge portal and looks over his shoulder at Sari. Sari chokes back tears and waves Sixshot goodbye.

    Sari: “Goodbye, Uncle Sixshot. I’ll miss you.”

    Sixshot winks and salutes Sari.

    Sixshot: “Goodbye, Monkey. I’ll miss you, too.”

    Sixshot stalls.

    Sixshot: “Take care of yourself, Sari.”

    Sixshot flips into the air and transforms into a solid black shadow that dives straight into the space bridge portal and disappears. The space bridge portal closes. Sari feels the urge to break down into tears, but fights it off. She takes a deep breath and exhales. She wipes a tear from her eye and smiles.

    Sari: “Friends never say goodbye, Sixshot.”

    Professor Sumdac walks up behind Sari and puts his hand on her shoulder.

    Professor Sumdac: “Are you okay, Sari?”

    Sari turns to face Professor Sumdac and embraces him.

    Sari: “I’m fine. Thank you, Dad.”

    Professor Sumdac: “Come on, let’s go inside. I’ll mix you up a vanilla milkshake, if that’ll make you feel better.”

    Sari kisses Professor Sumdac’s cheek.

    Sari: “I already told you, I’m fine, Daddy.”

    Professor Sumdac: “Oh, well, then I guess you don’t need a milkshake.”

    Sari: “Hey, let’s not talk crazy. I’ll gladly take that milkshake off your hands.”

    Professor Sumdac chuckles softly and kisses Sari on her cheek.

    Professor Sumdac: “Whatever you say, Princess.”

    Sari and Professor Sumdac go inside. Back in the present, Sixshot sighs and puts the stuffed gorilla away.

    Sixshot: "I miss you, Sari."

    Sixshot looks down at the end of the street and sees a troubling sight.

    Sixshot: “Well, well, well, speak of the Fallen, and the Fallen shall appear.”

    To be continued…
     
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    Dundundun right after the family moment? xD
     
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    I lol'd hard at the bar scene especially beachcomber and seaspray channeling spongebob and if it weren't for the fact that you're probably too busy with this story you'd be at the top of my list of writers to help me with my story:D :D :D 
     
  4. myhobby

    myhobby Back From Outer Space

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    his son perhaps??


    he he. gary. i suppose you can chalk it up to beast wars for that one ay?:wink: 
     
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    you made a few errors. 1.) spark, not heart. 2.) prowl's dead.
     
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    Ooohhhh!!! You gonna make me cry with all the sweetness!! But wait! What did he just spot at the end there?? Ooooo I can't WAIT to find out!!
     
  7. SoundFire Prime

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    I know about the spark/heart thing, but I don't use the actual Transformers terms when writing the italic captions. It just makes more sense if I do it that way. It's more of a personal preference, really (that, and I don't really like a lot the Transformers terms to begin with. I still don't know if nanoclicks are seconds or minutes. :eek:  I know seconds are called kliks in Beast Wars, but I couldn't find the exact definition for Animated.) As for Prowl, the way I planned the Sari and Sixshot series was to have it take place during Season Three and end before the final three episodes of Transformers Animated, ending where This Is Why I Hate Machines begins, which in my fan fiction continuity takes place at least one week after Sixshot left Earth.Then I began writing a spin-off that begins right where Endgame Part Two ends (with Sari, the Earth Autobots, and the Decepticons back on Cybertron.) I hope that clears things up. :) 
     
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    Part Nine (But wait, it gets worse)

    The Decepticon capitol city of Trypticon has long been abandoned since Megatron and the Decepticons were forced into exile after the All-Spark was cast off into the darkness of space (though it has been used as a military command center headed by General Strika. Now, Megatron and his entourage have finally returned to what once was lost. The Decepticons are in Megatron’s former palace. They have split up to find key locations that can be used for their new galactic conquest. Most notably, Shockwave has gone to his and Doctor Scalpel’s old laboratory (which has not been used since Nemesis Prime was created.) Megatron has entered his old throne room. Megatron’s throne room is decorated like a macabre chapel complete with “prayer candles” (the severed heads of Autobots with melted wax on their scalps,) an “alter” (Megatron’s throne,) a “baptismal font” (full of oil instead of holy water,) a pipe organ, and stained glass windows with designs that foreshadow major events in the long history of the Decepticons (beginning with the Fallen clutching the All-Spark in the palm of his hand, and ending with a scene that appears to portray the Fallen in pitched combat with an unusually small, but never the less angelic creature of sorts. The following scene is unable to deciphered, as the window it is designed onto was shattered long ago.

    Megatron: “Ah, everything is just the way I left it five hundred million stellar cycles ago, yesss, but wait, what is this?”

    Megatron’s throne is shrouded in darkness (which is understandable, seeing how Megatron’s throne room is very poorly lit.) Megatron walks towards his throne and stops dead in his tracks at what he sees.

    Megatron: “No, this cannot be possible!”

    Starscream is sitting in Megatron’s throne with his arms on the arm rests and his legs crossed (a la Michael Corleone from the Godfather.) Megatron narrows his eyes. Deep down, he is horrified by what he sees before him, but he tries to conceal it by showing anger and disgust.

    Starscream: “I am here to serve you, Lord Megatron.”

    Starscream gets up out of Megatron’s throne and steps towards him. Megatron slowly backs away as Starscream steps closer to him.

    Megatron: “Starscream? Is that you?!”

    Starscream smirks and raises his arm. His null rays are now “Seeker Lasers.” Starscream aims his Seeker Laser at Megatron. A laser “pointer” targets Megatron’s chest. The Seeker laser charges up and makes a distinct humming sound.

    Starscream: “HERE’S A HINT!!”

    Starscream unleashes a powerful laser strike that blasts Megatron and reduces him to a pair of legs and a pile of ashes. Starscream gasps softly and smiles.

    Starscream: “I…I…I did it. I actually did it. I killed Megatron. He’s dead, by my servo. I finally did it after all these stellar cycles. I did it! I did! I did it!”

    Starscream throws his head back and laughs maniacally.

    Starscream: “I FINALLY KILLED THAT SON OF A BI…”

    Wreckage and Dreadwing race into the throne room.

    Wreckage: “Lord Megatron, what’s going on in here?!”

    Dreadwing: “Is everything all right? We heard noises, pretty bad noises at that.”

    Wreckage and Dreadwing look at the remains of Megatron in horror.

    Dreadwing: “No…you killed Megatron…”

    Starscream: “You bet your sweet aft I did, Dreadwing!”

    Dreadwing soars towards Starscream and opens blaster fire on him.

    Dreadwing: “TREASON! TREASON! YOU HAVE COMMITED HIGH TREASON! AND THE PUNISHMENT FOR TREASON IS DEATH!”

    Starscream chuckles wryly.

    Starscream: “You idiot, you can’t kill what is already dead! However, that particular law of physics…”

    Starscream grabs Dreadwing by his shoulder and digs his hand into his chest.

    Starscream: "Doesn't effect you in the least."

    Starscream pulls out Dreadwing’s spark and tosses it aside. Dreadwing’s body turns gray. Starscream throws Dreadwing’s lifeless body at Wreckage and knocks him over. Wreckage shoves Dreadwing’s body out of the way and stands up. He draws his arm blades and charges towards Starscream.

    Wreckage: “Killing your own leader and a fellow soldier is not just treason, its suicide!”

    Starscream: “You don’t know the meaning of suicide until you've challenged me to a battle. Here, allow me to teach it you.”

    Starscream blasts Wreckage to smithereens with blasts from his Seeker Lasers.

    Starscream: “WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!”

    The Fallen: “STARSCREAM, YOU IDIOT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

    Starscream: “What do you mean? This is what I was supposed to do. I was supposed to exact vengeance on Megatron. You said that was why you brought me back to life, wasn’t it?”

    The Fallen: “YOU ARE RIGHT. I DID BRING YOU BACK FOR VENGEANCE, BUT I SHOULD HAVE BETTER EXPLAINED MYSELF WHEN I SAID THAT YOU WOULD EXACT VENGEANCE ON THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU."

    Starscream: “What?! Megatron has wronged me more than anyone else I’ve ever known in my life! How could you be so thick as to deny me the pleasure of…”

    The Fallen: “SILENCE!!!

    Starscream grabs his head and screams in pain.

    Starscream: “What are you doing?! Please, stop!”

    The Fallen: “NEVER TALK BACK TO ME AGAIN WITH SUCH ARROGANCE! TELL ME YOU UNDERSTAND!

    Starscream: “Yes, yes, forgive me, my master!”

    The Fallen: “ALL IS FORGIVEN, LORD STARSCREAM."

    Starscream drops to his knees and gasps for air.

    The Fallen: “BUT DAMN IT, IF YOU SHALL EVER DO ANYTHING MORE TO AGGRAVATE ME IN THE FUTURE, I SHALL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THAT THE REAPERS FORCIBLY ESCORT YOU BACK TO THE PIT. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME AGAIN, LORD STARSCREAM."

    Starscream shakes his head.

    Starscream: “Yes, Master. Thank you, Master.”

    The Fallen: “I AM FULLY AWARE OF THE SQUABBLES YOU AND MEGATRON HAVE HAD IN THE PAST, BUT BE THAT AS IT MAY, HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FAITHFUL SERVANT OF MINE SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF THIS WRETCHED WAR. WELL, HE WAS UNTIL YOU SELFISHLY SLAUGHTERED HIM LIKE A CYBER-LAMB.

    Starscream bows his head.

    Starscream: “I am so sorry for my foolishness, oh great and powerful Master Fallen.”

    The Fallen: “YOU ARE ABSOLVED. FEAR NOT, THOUGH, FOR I CAN EASILY CORRECT YOUR MISTAKE, BUT DUE TO MY CURRENT…STATE, I WILL HAVE TO ACT THROUGH YOUR BODY. I ONLY REQUEST THAT YOU ALLOW ME TO TAKE CONTROL.

    Starscream: “Oh yes, go right ahead, Master Fallen.”

    Starscream chokes and lifts his head up. His eyes are flaming vortexes. Acting through Starscream’s body, the Fallen walks over to Megatron’s remains and extends his hand over them.

    Starscream: (The Fallen)AWAKEN…AND EXPOUND!

    The Fallen steps back. Megatron’s ashes swirl around in the air and form a body. The body steps out of the shadows towards Starscream. Megatron has been fully resurrected in his Earth mode, but now has a black, gray, and purple paintjob (Shadow Blade Megatron.)

    Starscream: (The Fallen) "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"

    Megatron roars ferociously and swipes at the Fallen. The Fallen jumps back. Megatron speaks in the voice of his live action movie counterpart (Hugo Weaving.)

    Megatron: "I...AM...MEGATRON!!!"

    The Fallen nods his head.

    Starscream: (The Fallen) "DO YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU UP TO THIS POINT IN TIME?"

    Megatron nods his head.

    Megatron: "Yes, I remember everything. The Great War, the Autobots, my resurrection, the battle on Earth, my capture, everything."

    Starscream: (The Fallen) "GOOD, NOW LISTEN, AND LISTEN WELL, WE ARE RUNNING SHORT ON TIME. WE MUST ACT QUICKLY IF WE WISH TO REACH OUR GOAL. FIRST AND FOREMOST, DO YOU PLEDGE UNDYING ALLIGIANCE TO ME, AS YOU DID SO MANY STELLAR CYCLES AGO?"

    Megatron: "Yes, I live to serve you, my master, and I always have."

    The Fallen leaves Starscream's body and appears before Megatron and Starscream as a full bodied apparition of his true form. Megatron and Starscream bow before the Fallen.

    The Fallen: "NOW THEN, YOU TWO ARE NOW MY MOST LOYAL SERVANTS. YOU ARE TO DO AS I COMMAND, AND ONLY AS I COMMAND. DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO OBEY ME?"

    Megatron and Starscream: "We do, Master Fallen."

    The Fallen inhales Megatron and Starscreams auras and shudders dreamily.

    The Fallen: "YOUR BURNING LOYALTY FOR ME BRINGS ME GREAT PLEASURE. I CAN SLOWLY FEEL MY POWER RETURNING TO ME NOW. HOWEVER, I WILL NEED THE FAITH OF MORE LOYAL FOLLOWERS IF I WISH TO REGAIN MY PHYSICAL STRENTGH. THAT, AND I NEED AN ULTIMATE SOURCE OF POWER. IT MAY TAKE QUITE A PERIOD OF TIME BEFORE WE CAN MEET MY GOALS, BUT FEAR NOT, FOR I HAVE DEVISED A MASTER PLAN THAT SHALL REWARD YOU FOR YOUR FAITH, AND GIVE ME THE POWER I HAVE HAD AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR FOR NEARLY AN ETERNITY."

    Starscream: "Then tell us, oh great and powerful Master..."

    Megatron: "...What is it that you wish for us to do, exactally?"

    The Fallen: "VERY WELL, BUT BE WARNED, FOR THE TALE I AM ABOUT TO WEAVE IS FULL OF DANGER AT EVERY CORNER, FOR THE ROAD TO ENLIGHTENMENT CAN OFTEN BE MISTAKEN FOR THE HIGHWAY TO HELL."

    The Fallen laughs evilly as he waves his hands around and creates a black cloud of smoke that swirls into a spinning vortex.

    To be continued...

     
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    myhobby Back From Outer Space

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    double cliffhanger!

    spoiler/speculation alert.






    blue eyes.








    end spoilers/speculation


    ha ha. back to unicron trilogy "repaints-just-for-the-heck-of-it." J/K
    as for the new voices, i can't unhear what i have heard.
    ooh! ooh! when do we get "atomic holoca- er... lugnut."
     
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    An angel with BLUE EYES, you say? :peoples:  Why, whatever do you mean? ;)  :confused2 


    Spoiler alert, y'all!


    I'm sorry I couldn't help you...

    Oh, and here's another spoiler just for the heck of it.

    Sixshot is not by any means the only Decepticon turncoat...

    End spoilers, homey!

    I was actually going to revive Megatron in his ROTF tank mode, but I decided against it in fear of a "I love Animated, but I hate the movies" backlash.

    The movie voices are just for the heck of it, too. By the way, from now on when you read the Fallen's lines, assume that he's being voiced by Tony Todd. I was originally going to have him talk like the guy who voiced Gravemind in Halo 3 (Dee Bradly Baker.)

    Heh, don't worry, I'll work Atomic Lugs into the story somehow, along with either Fireblast Grimlock (Activators) or Golfire Grimlock (Voyager) Speaking of repaints, let me tell you that Starscream isn't the only one who's been playing the clone game... :wink: 
     
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    Part Ten (Dare to let the dogs out)

    Back on Earth, Sari walks into a junk yard and looks around.

    Sari: “What are the consequences of what I’m about to do?”

    Sari walks deep into the junkyard. All of a sudden, a Rottweiler and a Doberman come from out of nowhere and charge towards Sari barking viciously. Sari turns around and runs from the dogs.

    Sari: “Nice doggies! Good doggies! Oh, I don’t want to be your chew toy!”

    Sari screams. Sari and the dogs are stopped dead in their tracks by a booming bark. A ratty looking German shepherd with one eye limps up to Sari. Sari backs away slowly and whimpers.

    Sari: “Good boy. Please don’t hurt me.”

    The Doberman and Rottweiler snap at Sari from behind. Sari jumps and looks over her shoulder. Her knees begin shaking.

    Sari: “Why didn’t I bring Kremzeek?”

    The Doberman and Rottweiler snarl. The German shepherd barks the Doberman and Rottweiler into silence. Sari turns to face the German shepherd. The German shepherd tilts its head and looks into Sari’s eyes. Sari extends her hand towards the German shepherd. The Doberman and Rottweiler start towards Sari. The German shepherd barks at the dogs. The Doberman and Rottweiler stop and growl. Sari pets the German shepherd on its head.

    Sari: “That’s it. I’m not here to hurt you.”

    The German shepherd knocks Sari down and pins her to the ground.

    Sari: “No, wait, please!”

    The German shepherd sniffs Sari and picks up her techno-organic scent. Its single eye widens. The Doberman and Rottweiler tilt their heads. The German shepherd looks up at the dogs and barks at them. The dogs bark back and forth at each other as if they are having a conversation. The Doberman and Rottweiler look at each other. They look at Sari with wide eyes. The German shepherd snarls and nods its head. Accordian music plays in the distance. Sari and the dogs look in the direction of the music. The German shepherd gets off of Sari. Sari pulls herself up. The German shepherd nudges Sari.

    Sari: “What?”

    The German shepherd limps ahead of Sari and looks back at her.

    Sari: “You…want me to follow you?”

    The German shepherd waits for Sari as the Doberman and Rottweiler run ahead of the German shepherd. Sari walks up to the German shepherd. The German shepherd looks ahead and limps away. Sari walks beside the German shepherd.

    Sari: “Is he your master?”

    The German shepherd growls softly.

    Sari: “That’s why you didn’t attack me, because you recognized the robotic scent on me, right?"

    The German shepherd stops to catch its breath. Sari gets down on her knee and pets the German shepherd.

    Sari: “Hey, are you okay?”

    Sari reaches for the German shepherd’s bad leg. The German shepherd pulls away from Sari and snarls.

    Sari: “I’m…I’m sorry.”

    The German shepherd limps ahead of Sari.

    Sari: “I just wanted to help you…and I will, somehow.”

    Sari and the German shepherd meet up with the Doberman and Rottweiler in front of a garage filled with stacks of crushed cars. The accordion music sounds stronger now. Sari walks inside the garage and sees Wreck-Gar playing the accordion on top of a tall stack of crushed cars. He begins playing a new song and starts singing.

    Wreck-Gar: “Put down your chainsaw and listen to me. It’s time for us to join in the fight. It’s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys. It’s time to let the bedbugs bite. You’d better put all your eggs in one basket. You’d better count your chickens before they hatch. You’d better sell some wine before it’s time. You’d better squeeze all the Charmin you can, when Mr. Whiffles’ not around. Stick your head in a microwave and get yourself a tan.”

    Wreck-Gar plays an accordion solo. Sari can’t help but giggle at Wreck-Gar’s song, but then she remembers why she came to the junkyard in the first place and tries to hold her laughter in so she can be serious.

    Sari: “Um…excuse me…Wreck-Gar?”

    Wreck-Gar stops playing his accordion and looks down at Sari. He smiles eagerly and jumps down.

    Wreck-Gar: “Hey, I know you. Yeah, you’re the fearless leader of the Substitute Autobots. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you. Did you like my song?”

    Sari nods her head.

    Sari: “Yes, it was very nice, but listen, I…”

    Wreck-Gar: “Would you like to hear another one?”

    Sari: “Oh, no, thank you, but I did want to…”

    Wreck-Gar plays his accordion. Sari sighs.

    Sari: “Okay, this is going to be an interesting conversation…”

    Wreck-Gar sings a new song.

    Wreck-Gar: “Hey girl, you know, our economy’s in the toilet, but I’m still gonna treat you right. I said you can have whatever you like. You can have whatever you like. Yeah, tater tots, cold duck on ice, and we can clip coupons all night and baby you can have whatever you like. I said you can have whatever you like. Yeah…”

    Sari: “Okay, please stop.”

    Wreck-Gar stops playing.

    Wreck-Gar: “Oh, okay. Yeah, you totally look more like a Christmas carol person anyway.”

    Sari: “Wait, what? No, hold on! I just wanted to…”

    Wreck-Gar plays a new song on his accordion. Sari sighs impatiently and puts her palm on her face.

    Sari: “For the love of all that is holy…”

    Wreck-Gar sings a song.

    Wreck-Gar: “He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger, and he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger, and he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen, and he took a big bite and said “It tastes just like chicken!”

    Sari: “WRECK-GAR!!”

    Wreck-Gar abruptly stops singing and playing his accordion and frowns.

    Wreck-Gar: “Oh, I’m so sorry, how incredibly rude of me.”

    Sari takes a deep breath.

    Sari: “It’s okay, really. Look, all I wanted to do was…”

    Wreck-Gar: “You’d much rather hear me sing a song about Hanukkah!”

    Sari: “……What?”

    Wreck-Gar nods his head.

    Wreck-Gar: “Let me tell you, it’s hard being politically correct nowadays, but I don’t mind at all. I’ll perform at weddings, bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, bar and/or bat mitzvahs, Christmas parties, Kwanzaa parties, quinceaneras, heck, I’ll even do funerals!”

    Sari shakes her head and rubs her temples.

    Sari: “I know this would be considered funny by some people, but in all honestly, I’d rather go out there and be mauled by those junkyard dogs than put up with this any longer.”

    Wreck-Gar: “Did I mention I’m a one man tribute band?”

    Sari: “No, Wreck-Gar.”

    Wreck-Gar: “It’s true! I can sing any song from any artist you can think of. How about Linkin Park, or Stan Bush? Oh, oh, I know, how would you like to hear me do a tribute to the comedy stylings of the great Weird Al…?”

    Sari walks over to Wreck-Gar and puts her hand on his leg. She looks up at him with her big blue eyes. Wreck-Gar looks down at Sari and frowns.

    Sari: “Wreck-Gar?”

    Wreck-Gar: “Yeah?”

    Sari: “I just want to talk to you. Please listen to me. I’m asking you as a friend.”

    Wreck-Gar: “You…you’re my…my friend?”

    Sari nods her head.

    Sari: “Yes.”

    Wreck-Gar gets down on one knee.

    Wreck-Gar: “You would actually want to be friends with me?”

    Sari smiles and puts her hand on Wreck-Gar’s.

    Sari: “Yes, because you’re funny and nice and really friendly to everyone you meet.”

    Wreck-Gar: “Well, no one ever seems to be friendly to me. Everyone else just thinks I’m a worthless wreck and a walking pile of garbage that’s only good for one thing.”

    Sari: “What?”

    Wreck-Gar: “GARBAGE!!!”

    Sari winces.

    Sari: “That’s because they don’t know how cool you are.”

    Wreck-Gar: “Yeah, I guess I am pretty awesome, huh?”

    Sari laughs softly.

    Sari: “Yes, you are.”

    Wreck-Gar: "Thank you, fealess leader of the Substitute Autobots."

    Sari: "You're welcome, but please, call me Sari."

    Wreck-Gar: "Okay, Sari. Now, what did you want to talk to me about before?"

    Sari: "I'm trying to reunite the Substitute Autobots for an important mission."

    Wreck-Gar: "What kind of mission?"

    Sari shrugs.

    Sari: "Well, it's like this..."

    To be continued...
     
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    Yay!!! Wreck~gar!!!!! :D :lol :tongue: 
     
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    myhobby Back From Outer Space

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    Sari looks up at Wreckgar with her big blue eyes.

    Sari: "well, you see..."

    Wreckgar: "yes?"

    Sari: "i really need you guys,"

    Wreckgar: "yes?"

    Sari: "i really need you guys to,"

    Wreckgar: "yes?!?"

    Sari: "i really need you guys to, stop driving my car around!"
     
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    "Baby, you've got the keys. Now shut up and drive....drive...drive..."

    Actually, Sari's big blue eyes trick works four different ways.

    1. Sari uses it to make boys (not robots!) drooling, lovesick idiots.

    2. Sari uses it to exploit Sixshot's soft spot for her.

    3. Sari's way of saying "SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!!"

    4. Sari uses it to get whatever she wants from her father.

    The third one was used in the last update. So please, for the love of Primus, no Sari and Wreck-Gar shipping!
     
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    myhobby Back From Outer Space

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    a-yup.

    :redface2: -:inquisiti -:ev: 
    1. Sixshot
    2. Bumblebee
    3. Jimmy
    4. kid on bike
    5. Kremzeek
    6. Vortex (in a non-committal sort of way)
    7. Frenzy
    8. Rodimus (ha ha.)
    9. Blurr (like Marty McFly in the past...)
    10. Soundfire Prime
    11. Wreckgar
     
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    Whoa, looks like someone's been keeping track!

    Rodimus and Sari: Nothing like that going on. The only thing they have in common is that Rodimus Prime has a Matrix in his chest, while Sari has a Matrix (sort of, I guess) on her chest.

    Blurr and Sari: Blurr is just a little too grateful for Sari bringing him back to life, that's all.

    Vortex and Sari: Vortex is just a little...unstable.

    Wreck-Gar and Sari: Sari is the first person who doesn't think Wreck-Gar is only good for GARBAGE!!!

    SoundFire Prime and Sari: What can I say? I think Teen Sari is cute (maybe even kind of hot? Thank you, Dilazirk :thumb ), and so does almost every other guy on the boards. (At least the ones I know, anyway.)
     
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    Part Eleven (Like father, like daughter)

    Wreck-Gar: “So, you want me to protect Detroit for you while you’re away on vacation?”

    Sari nods her head.

    Sari: “That’s right. So, what do you say?”

    Wreck-Gar nods his head and smiles.

    Wreck-Gar: “Sure, but I’ll need a weapon first.”

    Sari: “A weapon, huh? Don’t you have anything you can use in your backpack?”

    Wreck-Gar rummages through his backpack and shakes his head.

    Wreck-Gar: “Aside from an old piece of World War II shrapnel, a busted Swiss army knife, and a broken Champaign bottle, no, nothing really.”

    Sari: “Nothing, huh?”

    Sari strokes her chin in thought. She snaps her finger and smiles.

    Sari: “Come with me, and I’ll take care of your weapon problem. As a matter of fact, I think I know how to take care of that poor, poor dog out there.”

    Sari walks outside. The Rottweiler and Doberman are either play fighting with each other, or they’re literally at each others’ throats. The German shepherd is resting over by a broken down school bus. Sari walks over to the German shepherd. The German shepherd lifts its head up and looks at Sari.

    Sari: “Oh, I feel so bad for you.”

    The German shepherd blinks its one eye and rolls over on its back. Sari kneels beside the German shepherd and rubs its belly.

    Sari: “I know you must hate living like this. You’re friends are over there having fun…or not, while you have to watch from the sidelines because it hurts for you to walk. I know what it feels like, watching from the sidelines, I mean. There was a time in my life when I never got in on any action, but now I’ve really proven that I can handle myself. You probably feel like you’re worth nothing because of the bad things that have happened to you, but you’re not. Don’t worry; I’m going to give you your life back. I’m going to give you everything back, and I think I know just how to do it, too. Wreck-Gar, I need you out here!”

    Wreck-Gar runs outside.

    Wreck-Gar: “What is it, Sari?”

    Sari cracks her knuckles and lifts the German shepherd up.

    Sari: “I need you to transform, right now.”

    Wreck-Gar: “Right, transform, right now.”

    Wreck-Gar transforms into a garbage truck and opens the door for Sari. Sari carries the German shepherd over to Wreck-Gar and gently puts him inside. She gets in and closes the door.

    Sari: “I’m going to need you to follow my directions.”

    Wreck-Gar: “Right, follow your directions.”

    Wreck-Gar drives out of the junkyard. The Rottweiler and Doberman watch Wreck-Gar drive away and look at each other. The Doberman snarls and pounces on the Rottweiler. Later at Sumdac Tower, Sari is hard at work in Professor Sumdac’s laboratory. She is constructing a robotic dog leg. Kremzeek is sitting on Sari’s shoulder, watching her work. Professor Sumdac is leaning in the doorway with his arms crossed, watching Sari’s progress. Sari stops every few minutes and uses her technopathy to examine the dog leg.

    Sari: “I think it’s good now, but I’m thinking maybe…a test drive?”

    Professor Sumdac: “Do you need me to help you, Sari?”

    Sari looks at Professor Sumdac and waves her glowing blue hand.

    Sari: “I’ve…kind of got it covered.”

    Professor Sumdac nods his head.

    Professor Sumdac: “Okay.”

    Professor Sumdac turns to leave.

    Sari: “Dad?”

    Professor Sumdac looks over his shoulder at Sari.

    Sari: “I’m gonna be working on some more stuff after this. I’ve never really done this before, but the whole “I can talk to machines” thing can probably help me figure it out.”

    Sari blushes and rubs the back of her neck.

    Sari: “What I’m trying to say is, since you’re the best at what you do, and we all know what it is you do, I was wondering if you could stay and watch me to…you know…make me feel more comfortable doing this.”

    Professor Sumdac smiles and walks over to Sari.

    Professor Sumdac: “Sure, I’d love to watch you. From what I’ve seen so far, you’re doing great. You know, it’s funny.”

    Sari: “What?”

    Professor Sumdac: “I’m watching you put that contraption together, and you remind me so much of myself when I was your age.”

    Sari: “Yeah?”

    Professor Sumdac nods his head and puts his hand on Sari’s shoulder.

    Professor Sumdac: “I can’t even begin to tell you how proud I am of you right now.”

    Sari smiles sheepishly.

    Sari: “Really?”

    Professor Sumdac: “Really.”

    Sari gives Professor Sumdac a big hug. Professor Sumdac chuckles softly and hugs Sari back.

    Sari: “Thank you, Daddy.”

    Professor Sumdac: “You’re welcome. So, what are you going to work on now?”

    Sari pulls away from Professor Sumdac so she can look him in his eyes. She strokes her chin thoughtfully. Professor Sumdac smirks.

    Professor Sumdac: “I would always have that same look on my face whenever I came up with an idea. What are you thinking?"

    Sari grins.

    Sari: “What do you know about Optometry?”

    A few hours later, Sari, Kremzeek, Professor Sumdac, and Dispensor have met up with Wreck-Gar and the German shepherd in a test chamber down at Sumdac Systems. The German shepherd’s bum leg has been replaced with an endoskeletal (a la Terminator) leg. Sari is kneeling in front of the German shepherd.

    Sari: “Okay, buddy, I just need you to stay still for me. I promise this won’t hurt a bit.”

    Sari reaches into her pocket and pulls out an ocular prosthesis (artificial eye) with a dark blue iris (just like Sari’s eyes.) Sari pets the German shepherd on his head in an effort do distract him.

    Sari: “One…two…three.”

    Sari places the artificial eye in the German shepherd’s empty eye socket. The German shepherd flinches.

    Sari: “There you go. Good boy. You did great.”

    The artificial eyes glows blue and darts around. The German shepherd blinks twice. Sari pulls out a small flashlight.

    Sari: “I just need to be sure.”

    Sari shines the flashlight on the artificial eye. The pupil shrinks in size. Sari moves the flashlight to the side. The pupil follows the flash light. Sari nods her head and puts the flashlight away.

    Sari: “Okay. Eyesight: check. Prosthetic leg…”

    Sari stands up and pulls a tennis ball out of her pocket. The German shepherd wags his tail and smiles eagerly with his tongue hanging out. Sari smiles playfully.

    Sari: “Ball?”

    The German shepherd barks.

    Sari: “Go……get it!”

    Sari throws the tennis ball. The German shepherd chases after the tennis ball. It catches the ball and brings it back to Sari. Sari pets the German shepherd and nods her head.

    Sari: “Good boy. So, Eyesight: check, prosthetic leg: check. Wreck-Gar, show me those energy blades I made for you.”

    Wreck-Gar nods his head and smiles.

    Wreck-Gar: “Right, show you the energy blades you made for me.”

    Wreck-Gar runs over to an assault tank (generously donated by the Detroit Military Base.)

    Wreck-Gar: “Don't look behind door number 2, Monty! It's time to play "End of the line, my valentine!" Ger-roni-do-ron-ron-roni-mo!!!”

    Wreck-Gar swings his energy blades and slashes the assault tank. He then flips into the air and lands behind Sari. The assault tank falls apart. Sari crosses her arms and smiles.

    Sari: “Energy blades: check, check, and checkmate, baby!”

    Wreck-Gar: “And he sticks it!”

    Professor Sumdac claps his hands.

    Professor Sumdac: “Ten.”

    Kremzeek: “Nine! Kremzeek!”

    Dispensor crosses his arms and huffs.

    Dispensor: “Eh, I’ll give it a six.”

    Wreck-Gar frowns.

    Wreck-Gar: “Only six?!”

    Dispensor shrugs.

    Dispensor: “It wasn’t that good, that’s all. You just need a little more work if you ever want to make it to the Robot Olympics, heh, not that you’ll ever make it in the first place, Trash Man.”

    Sari: “Hey, come on, leave him alone, Dewbot.”

    Dispensor: “I told you never to call me that, you brat!”

    Sari: “Don’t call me a brat, Dewbot!”

    Dispensor: “Don’t call me Dewbot, you spoiled little brat!”

    Sari and Dispensor start towards each other. Professor Sumdac comes between Sari and Dispensor.

    Professor Sumdac: “That’s enough! Now apologize to each other.”

    Sari crosses her arms. Dispensor crosses his arms. Sari and Dispensor stare each other down.

    Sari: “I’m sorry, Dispensor.”

    Dispensor: “I’m sorry, Sari.”

    Professor Sumdac sighs with relief.

    Professor Sumdac: “You can leave now, Dispensor.”

    Dispensor: “Whatever…but know this, Sari, no one fizzes with Dispensor. I demand respect, and I will get it one way or another. I am not some slave to be whipped around like I’m nothing. Just remember that.”

    Dispensor leaves. Sari looks down and rubs her arm.

    Sari: “…He’s right. I gave him a home, and I’ve done nothing but kick him around. I need to make it up to him.”

    Wreck-Gar gasps and slaps his forehead.

    Wreck-Gar: “Oh no, I’m missing Quantum Leap! I have to get back to the scrap yard, right now! Come on, my fellow canine Junkion friend!”

    Wreck-Gar transforms into a garbage truck and opens the door for the German shepherd. The German shepherd jumps into Wreck-Gar. It sticks its head out the window and barks at Sari. Sari waves goodbye.

    Sari: “Aww, you’re welcome, boy. Bye, Wreck-Gar. I’ll talk to you before we leave, okay?”

    Wreck-Gar: “Have a nice day! We’re forsaking friends! Say the Junkions!”

    Wreck-Gar crashes through the wall and drives down the street.

    Wreck-Gar: “Happy monitoring, cocka-doodledooooo!”

    Professor Sumdac walks over to Sari and kisses her on her cheek.

    Professor Sumdac: “You did a great job today, Sari. I’m really impressed.”

    Sari’s cheeks turn pink.

    Sari: “What can I say?”

    Sari kisses Professor Sumdac on his cheek.

    Sari: “I learned from the greatest inventor in the whole world, and he just so happens to be the best father in the world, too.”

    Professor Sumdac’s cheeks turn pink. Professor Sumdac and Sari hug each other. Later that day, Sari walks into her bedroom and lies down on her bed. She reaches behind her pillow and pulls out a stuffed toy wolf. Sari smiles and gives the stuffed wolf a hug and a kiss.

    Sari: "Hi, Neil."

    Sari laughs softly and looks up at the ceiling.

    Sari: "I miss you, Sixshot. I miss everybody. I wonder what they're doing right now..."

    To be continued...
     
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    Poor Dispensor. :/
     
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    now there's a twisted homage.:D  (i think. not sure entirly who, but there is somthing weird about that wolf. somthing about his head perhaps?)


    i also wonder...