Animated Bludgeon! PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!! or ... yawn ... samurai?

Discussion in 'Transformers Animated Discussion' started by Kickback, Apr 23, 2009.

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Animated Bludgeon - what is he? PIRATE!!!!! or samurai?

  1. Pirate! (he's on a boat mother f*cker don't you ever forget!)

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  2. Another boring Samurai, yawwwwn.

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  1. Kickback

    Kickback @GeekWithChris Administrator News Staff

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    Blah blah blah, pirate. Thank you. :) 
     
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    FTW!!!
     
  3. Foster

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    Before Bludgeon, there WERE no TF samurai. It's pretty much the definition of his character and I think it shouldn't change. Pretty much the same thing as doing Wreck-Gar with full faculties of sanity or a deaf Soundwave.

    Nothing about Bludgeon says pirate. Use the BW2 Seacons. They transform into sea creatures, turtles and squids and shit. It worked in the silly anime a decade ago, and it would work just as well in this silly show today.

    Moot point, really. It's not as if the series isn't axed anyway. Frigging Insecticons are every bit as likely to make it into the show.
     
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  4. Mechafire

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    Naaaw, ya think?
     
  5. Feralstorm

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    Only 'cause your brain didn't register any other words.

    Case in point. ;) 
     
  6. HiKaizer

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    You want to know why pirates are better than Ninjas/Samurai?

    Because they arrrr~.
     
  7. drrockso20

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    have him be bipolar and be constantly switching between pirate and samurai and have a rotating head gimmick
     
  8. Kickback

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    You know, if Animated makes a miraculous return, I wouldn't be surprised if Derrick Wyatt puts Bludgeon in as a pirate just because you all gave absolutely horrible reasons as to why he should be a samurai.

    "HE WAS ONE IN G1!!!!!!111!!1!!1" ... guess what, Prowl was a fucking police car military strategist and not a cyber-ninja. Where's the bitching for that?

    Get over it. Pirate for life!
     
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    wow... I'm voting for pirate just cause of that reasoning.
     
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    This, perfect compromise
     
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    The whole pirate idea makes me cringe. I never went for the whole samurai TF concept really, but a pirate TF is much worse.
     
  12. The Primes

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    I voted samurai.

    I just don't wan't him to look like some childish pirate that says "Arrrgh" at the end of every other sentence.

    Except if he has a Lightsaber.
     
  13. Bayless

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    if you do the Pirate (which i think you should) dont give him the hook hand, then he's too Lockdown. the peg leg could be nifty tho
     
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    Seriously......why can't he be both.

    Or hell. Make him an actor, who likes to play the different roles. One episode, he's a pirate. Next time he shows up he's a Samurai. After that.....He shows up wearing a old army helmet acting like a reject from apocalypse now. Heck he'd be the Mysterio of transformers.
     
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    LOL....I actually kinda like that.

    I would like to see a pirate version but a Samurai Pirate would be more interesting.
     
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    Okay then, shoe on the other foot.

    Why should Bludgeon, whose character previously consisted primarily of being a martial artist, now suddenly be a pirate? Why not another new character, or perhaps an already-established pirate-esque character like Cannonball? I think there's a lot of story potential in making him "another boring" samurai, a sort of Decepticon equivalent of Yoketron and perhaps contributing more to that whole story.
     
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    Also, Bludgeon isn't Somali. :( 
     
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    But wouldn't that just be like saying why they couldn't have made Bludgeon the martial artist instead of Prowl?
     
  19. Beastbot X

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    Well, first, Bludgeon's always been a Decepticon, not an Autobot. Even ignoring that, "Bludgeon" doesn't exactly sound like a good guy's name.

    However, as I said earlier in the thread, there's a difference between adding something new to someone's personality-- like the cyber-ninja angle to Jazz and Prowl (though honestly, it doesn't count for me with Prowl, who is obviously a completely new character that's just re-used the name-- I mean, 10 different characters have been named Prowl in TF fiction, practically, unlike Bludgeon)-- and making them the polar opposite of what they were best known for. The equivalent of making a Bludgeon a pirate, as I've said, would be to make Jazz a dumb redneck or Prowl a person who reacts to anything based completely off of his own gut. I don't think such differences would work in anything except Shattered Glass (where Bludgeon totally SHOULD have been a pirate).
     
  20. Kickback

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    Why are you so dense on accepting of new ideas for classic characters?

    Animated gave us...

    A young Optimus Prime, inexperienced and *NOT* the leader of the Autobots.
    An older Ultra Magnus, experienced and the commander of the Autobots.
    Sentinel Prime in an animated form, who isn't Optimus Prime's predacessor, but rather, his "equal" in rank and a total blowhard.
    Prowl, who is a cyber-ninja.
    Jazz, who is a cyber-ninja.
    Blackarachnia, who rather than trying to become the most powerful Beast Wars figure (as in Beast Wars) wants to rid herself of the organic curse even at the cost of her life. Oh yeah, and she's an Autobot turned Decepticon instead of a Predacon turned Maximal.
    Grimlock is a stupid idiot as opposed to this brandished, awesome warrior.
    Skywarp, Sunstorm, Thundercracker ... they're all Starscream clones, taking on his personality, and REBELLING AGAINST HIM instead of being his "air warriors".
    Shockwave, a double agent, rather than being Megatron's lonely subordinate on Cybertron as in G1 cartoon, or his superior in Marvel Comics.
    Waspinator, an Autobot framed for being a traitor who's torture in the Stockade broke his psyche, turning him in to a crazed lunatic hellbent on revenge against those who tortured him.
    The Constructicons, a bunch of brainless oafs that play the stereotypical role of cat-calling human construction workers who will do anything for a good drink.

    Do see where I'm getting at? Animated has taken every character we know and totally turned them around and gave us something new, a new reason to dig them and want to understand them.

    The idea that Bludgeon HAS to be a Samurai because Simon Furman wrote him as one in Marvel back in the late 80's and early 90's, is not only stupid, but really lets the "GEEWUN!" shine through in your statement.

    Pick a new argument.