We should have a contest to decide bios for the 2005 take on the Alternity range - call it a take on an alternate timeline to the one thus presented.


And alternate Alternity, if you will.

 

Ugh, please don't tell me this is going into one of your fanfics?

 

Cheesy story-line, even for Binaltech.

 

His power is MAXIMUM.

 

Perhaps not.

I'm talking about taking the figures - which are perfectly serviceable for use in and of themselves - and constructing a rather more muted, and reasonable, back story and set of bios for them.


It would be a shame to waste them on just the one dodgy timeline...

 

*reads bio...looks up at Alternity Convoy...*

Are...are you...God?

Seriously, that's some weirdness right there, even for Japan.

My Alternity Convoy is just going to be a variant Convoy design, nothing more, nothing less.

Oh and woo-hoo for the Race-Track-of-Ultimate-Power!!

...and since when do sports cars move faster than, oh, let's say...a freaking jet?

 

Must......get......all......Alternity.....line....of toys!

 

Haha, what's the old line, "These fools worship Transformers!"

 

Was it really hard to just write "HE'S OPTIMUS PRIME WITH NEW BODY F*** YEAH!"?

 

Thanks for the translation!   It's nice to know what's being said on the whole wall of Japanese text.

 

Mmmmm, Alternity Convoy, turning the inter-dimensional, mega-awesome power dial up to 11.

 

What does God need with a racetrack? [/Kirk]

Also, Canada is part of North America, folks.

 

True, but that doesn't make Mount Rushmore part of North Dakota.

 

"America" <> "United States of America"

 

Hey, Vancouver for ME is wherever Animated Personality Vangelus tells me it is!

 

 

APV'd better get himself to Detroit (or Cybertron) if he wants to make it into an episode of the show.

Anywho, for all I know, TakaraTomy really did mean the Vancouver in Washington.

 

So, we're getting a Convoy that's basically a lovechild of Doctor Who and God?

...Eh, whatever. Could be worse. We could get a bio for Alternity Megatron saying he's Satan, a Dalek, and a Cyberman rolled into one.

 

And he still would be second fiddle to the Master.

 

Um, interesting story (though I don't know how those parallel worlds feel about being "straddled" by giant robots  ). Being god-like means that you turn into a Nissan, apparently  .