FTW!!! Even worse is when they store the tp in the kitchen pantry 30 feet away from the bathroom,but leave a small penny sized piece of tp on the roll.
Are you my clone or something? my girlfriend's family is so dysfunctional it;s not even funny, but my family loves her. I hate situations like that.
That wasn't meant to be taken literally. You only quoted half of what I said. What I said only makes sense if you read the entire quote.
Okay, but it's not like I was being super-serious either. But still, regardless of whether it leads directly to me getting any or not, nudity is always a plus.
Dear Woman, Yes we want fries with that. I thought it was a common understanding already for the love of jeebus!
Dear Woman, There is nothing unusual about me dressing up as Batman, you dressing up as Catwoman, and me punishing you for your crimes with Batsex. Oh, and Julie Newmar Catwoman, not that Halle Berry abomination. I'm not a pervert.
Dear ILD, I have a Lambo, but it's a MANual, so the woman can't drive it and fu*k it up. *rolls Sideswipe across kitchen floor*
Seeing I am a woman, I found this post VERY Funny! And so did my husband. I will admit, I am always cold and even when it is 90 degrees out, I still wear a sweatshirt..lol. My husband is always warm/hot and seldom cold. I think I am going to have to print the list off and post it on the kitchen fridge. That way, all our visitors can have a laugh too.
