I don't know where he'd take her on a date. Maybe I'll have to explore the idea sometime. Coolhand's portrayal of Mirage must be rubbing off on me. Yeah, it's always nicer to shoot someone than to hit them. I like your theory about Mirage's motivations. Hey, glad to help. Thanks! Good to see you posting some thoughts today.
She slammed Jazz's cannon first...simple precaution, or metaphor? ('Course, Blackarachnia usually ends up being a walking metaphor.) But Jazz is still a gentleman about it. Good for you, Jazz. Of course, the only reason she wants to get close is to steal your powers. (See previous note. See how she does that?) Man, WJ's arms look looooooong when he holds them up like that.
I read these every time you update, but I don't usually reply to these, but man, those last two strips nearly made me fall out of my chair.
Kennel! KENNEL! It's the only logical choice! Yeah, I know, but it IS the funniest choice. edit: Wait, no. Fourth option. Go for the field goal.
Oh yeah, here's another vote for the kennel. I can see it now, his little water dish right next to his little bowl of energon, and a long run for him to exercise in. And he can even play "Top Dog" with the other inmates...er...fellow inhabitants.
Little Megs has some serious guts going up against Omega Supreme. Add to that his pure ****** determination, if he had a bigger body he'd be dangerous.
I vote for a overekill option. Shoot him, Step on him, then kick for a field goal and let him end with a swan dive right into the kennel wall.
Unless if he's got the balls of an average saturday morning villain, how will he ever be able to go back to the serious universe with dignity...?