You're right, this website is above such nonsense. Our apologies. Glad it doesn't happen on literally every thread.

I'll stop now.  

 

Humor aint that bad definetly better than a transformer humping a leg.

 

I am happy to see that he transforms and thus lends more credence to the rumors of a figure of him for next year.

Whats the thing with flyers being old? Even if a bot scans an old car or jet, they could still be in their prime. I wonder if they are planning to make him related to Jetfire or just be a Jetfire type of character

I'm open minded but I prefer his more robot like face from the future era, im not a massive fan of the faces that look extremely human

 

I think any director will hopefully be better than Bay, and I think Caple Jr. seems to have a handle on what is reasonable or not in the humor area. i don't love the slapstick, but this is a film that has to hit with the "everymen"-type moviegoers as well, so... it is what it is.

I'm still resenting that BS press conference where Lorenzo DiDipshit was trying to double down on this not being a reboot... just let it f***ing go, man. You still have a job, they're still using your third-rate production company, so what if it's a reboot?  

 

Yeah. I\'m walking to Peru 

 

FYI, there's a bit more in the film, but nothing about masterbating and no dogs humping

Spoiler

to give an example, there's a bit where Arcee hides inside Wheeljack's van and he says it's been a while since she's been inside him. And another bit with Wheeljack where Noah is confused as to him having a spanish accent but not speaking spanish and wondering if that's racist, just to give a few.

 

Sus=suspicious, not trustworthy

 

I'm not a fan of that, I wasn't a fan of the over sexualization of some of the Bay films, id like to be able to take my kids to see the film and not have to worry about them being exposed to that type of stuff, many parents like to say kids don't understand or pick up but they do or atleast mine do, I can only speak for my kids.

 

But he can drive..

 

I do find it pretty surreal now that there's an article on this site that has 'sus' in the title.

i'm just gonna leave this here

 

I get why people don't like the vomiting but the difference here is it's actually followed by a funny line which is way better than what we got previously.

 

Sure, buddy, sure.  

 

The submarine was a transformer? The fuck? Since when? I don't remember much of TLK (it's the only film i've only seen once and never again out of the 6) and I didn't use tfw that much back then so i'm in the dark when it comes to the TLK discussions.

 

Gen z marketing is gonna lead into Optimus saying rizz or L + ratio.

 

Ngl, a reference to a dead meme was something I least expected

 

Holy f*ck that Mirage line was so priceless.
Really loving Stratosphere's bot mode, looks really bulky and blocky, you can tell that they went for a more classic overall esthetic and left the bayverse.
Stratosphere vomiting is however extremely disgisting XD

 

Not in the final cut of the movie. But it was an idea during the planning/writing stages. Trimmed out with most of the other Cogman stuff, I believe.

 

Oh yea I heard cogman was meant to be a headmaster right? But it was cut out entirely. I wonder what body he would have possessed if that idea came to fruition

 

No, it's identified as a Transformer in dialogue in the finished film. It just never speaks and never transforms.