It seemed like such a good idea...

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  1. Seawing, May 28, 2008
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    Who in their right mind hires a nude maid then leaves her alone to clean?
     
  2. GW_Freak, May 29, 2008
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    Where did she stick the jewels?
     
  3. Turbocharger, May 29, 2008
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  4. TheIncredibleHulk, May 29, 2008
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  5. Blunticon, May 29, 2008
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    Did he have enough of her cleaning naked and decided to leave? When you hire a nude maid you better stay and watch the whole time, especially for $100 an hour.
     
  6. llamatron, May 29, 2008
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    Ergh, someone's bound to say it: "This thread is useless without pics."
     
  7. KA, May 29, 2008
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    My question is, if he was paying her $100 an hour to clean his house naked, why did he leave her alone? I mean, the whole purpose of her doing it naked is so he can watch. She must not have been that good looking. :p 
     
  9. aussiehippy, May 29, 2008
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    Wife: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Where have all my expensive jewels gone?!?!"
    Man: "It must have been that naked cleaner I hired whilst you were away! The bitch!"
    Wife: "Must have been WHAT?!?!"
    Man: "Er, I mean, er....."
     
  10. MegaPrime33, May 29, 2008
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  11. Chaos Muffin, May 29, 2008
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    Should've had some hidden cameras installed , for proof that she stole them, and some voyeur p on the side
     
  12. Team Jetfire, May 29, 2008
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    I guess you are not rich, until you can afford to pay a naked women to clean your house, and not watch, rich.
     
  13. Greenshadow0, May 29, 2008
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    Llamatron called it; This thread is useless without pics.
     
  14. jourdo, May 29, 2008
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  15. Chaos Muffin, May 29, 2008
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    The old man should've hid in the attic and spiez

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  16. Seawing, May 29, 2008
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    He at least could have made back the money he paid her for cleaning his house with the voyeur p.
     
  17. CdnShockwave, May 29, 2008
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    Who hires out a maid at 100 dollars an hour? Nude or not that's pricey. Call a stripper, get the at home extras, save some money and jewlery.
     
  19. Velcrohead, May 30, 2008
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    I have a maid that cleans my house in the nude for FREE. I call her my wife.