You posting those makes me laugh, just not at the content. Not as hard as I did when you posted your own comic strip in the "Best lines or quotes in anything" thread, but still I'm laughing. At least the last few weren't plagiarized like some of the others...
all those liquor jokes reminds me of a one man show John Leguizamo did in the late 90. John Leguizamo as a kid: “dad? Why don’t you quit drinking?” John’s dad: “because I’m not a quitter.”
That is one of the greatest T-shirts I have ever seen. Up there with one I saw a while back with Mrs. White saying “Flames on the sides of my face…”