Florida man

 

I blame Florida Mirage.

 

Florida Man needed more toys for his alligator friends to play with (alligators are like dogs, but in swamps), so he stole boxes off porches to make them happy. Florida Mirage (the giant robot he worships) is happy with this, so he saw no reason to intervene. The godbot works in mysterious ways.

 

It's a little known fact that Florida Man is a voracious Transformers collector. But instead of buying them in a store, he just runs delivery trucks off the road and steals whatever's inside.

 

LOL it cost me less to ship to Japan ! cost me almost half of that LOL

 

Hey. HEY! As a Florida man, I won't stand for this slander. I will stay seated. Thank you. Proceed.

 

Speaking of Toyhax:

I finally put the DNA Menasor kit in my POL, was gonna use funds from some sales to buy stickers for all of 'em save Dragstrip...

...and they're out of Dead End's labels. Ofc

 

My apologies. You only have one alligator.

 

Multiple raccoon and opposum though.

 

Pshhh, that ain’t nothin’. I gots me a bear and two falcons

 

For supper?

 

Shew, that’d be some good ‘ol family dinner, where I’m from!

 

I hate the face and expression, but I love the color-scheme wish we had a choice of heads on this one....

 

I actually ate gator once.

It was good. Yes.

 

I ate kangaroo jerky once. ‘Twas nice.

 

Someone told me once that gators are known to have the most succulent meat

 

You’ll probably have to find it online, I got mine in person but that was only because I found it at a convention. What I really need to find is friggin’ Wildrider and Deadend. Haven’t seen either one yet and I’m afraid I’m gonna hafta find ‘em on like eBay at an outrageous markup

 

BBTS has both:
Transformers: Legacy Deluxe Dead End

Transformers: Legacy Deluxe Decepticon Wild Rider

 

Well shiver-me-friggin’-Timbers! I know what I’m doin’ at the end of the month!