The article, I read about the incident was a clusterfuck exercise of democratic will; a particular image of Bay, used for the article, denoted to me the relatability of everyday men, especially inducing this theme within me in relation to the Lisa Marie Presley news (a true democracy of the universe).. There is the will, within myself, but, alas, it is obstructed by the rival. Who is the rival?
So the pigeon created the universe and we’re just living in it? It all makes sense now. They don’t have to worry about any of humanity’s day-to-day problems. Their only concerns are “is that food?” and “can I poop on it?” Our world is a paradise for them.
I published this question, about Transformers yesterday on the website Quora: If I have the United States of America entity give literal birth, to CNN, can I at the same time help capitalism evacuate to Heaven through the world of 1986's The Transformers, while simultaneously helping magic escape the sexual intercourse computer?
I had a portion of a pig’s ass for dinner tonight. It was excellent. I look forward to consuming portions of more of his kin later this week…along with unfertilized chicken embryos, bovine mammary secretions and maybe the better part of a dead chicken. Call me a monster if you like, but I feel absolutely ZERO remorse. In fact, I’m trying to figure out how I can possibly get away with more of it.
From Michael Bay's Instagram page regarding the situation: Michael Bay on Instagram: "THE WRAP, wrote a defamatory story before knowing facts! In a stunt involving 26 stunt players, 7 cars, 250 crew members, 10 safety officers, 3 Pigeon wranglers, 1 Veterinarian. ALL HOMING PIGEONS arrived home safely!! Most people know I’m a fierce animal activist. This headline for CLICKBAIT, (as the writer told my rep) was shamelessly done for views. We presented 20 witnesses, they provided none to court. If Italy feels so strongly about protecting this bird, maybe should start by taking Pigeon OFF Italian menu’s in certain rumored Italian restaurants."
Those drones are hard and expensive to replace, that’s why it’s illegal to destroy them. In all seriousness, what the fuck.
I'm glad that he is fighting back at this and with proof. It may seem a tad silly, but for someone like him that really does care about animals it's good that he is fighting this kind of slander.
