Would you have an ittie bittie linguini weenie martini in a Lamborghini?

Would you rather hug Kirby or Pikachu?

If we all float down here, then why doesn't the boulder man float?

Do you ship?

Have you ever accidentally punched a bee?

 

That's what I made it look like...

 

Is it truly better to love and loss than never loved at all?

Can I boop your nose with some hwip creme?

What the best way to deal with someone who has stolen your cake?

Can I use a twizzler as conductor wires?

Is HIM just Aku in disguise because he got bored so he decided to just subtly destroy the world for once?

Who is your favorite blue-flavored eye candy?

Can i teach an iguana to answer a phone?

 

Depends, how would this concoction taste, and what the circumstances that lead me to be in the Lamborghini in the first place.

Pikachu, at least he won't f#*king eat me.

Because he's salty he got beat by a blind girl.

Not till I get my fisherman's license.

No as I'm a proud supporter of the autobots.

Yes. I miss that damn soul but atleast I had the memories of how good it tasted.

Not until you say it right.

Violence.

Can you resist eating it long enough to do that?

No, aku wishes he was that fabulous.

Those awesome gummy eyeballs they sell for Halloween. Love em.

No, they don't have posable thumbs, this why your parents had you tested you dingus.

 

Uh, I think I just accidentaly created plasma while microwaving raspberries, should I be worried about the wellbeing of my microwave?

Neither I would punch them both!

If I punched Kirby and Pikachu I'm coming for that bee!

If the Gieco lizard can so can the iguana!

I still feel the pain of that punch

 

You should use this to your advantage, that's probably worth a decent amount if you sell it on the black market.

 

I don't think I can sell a bee on the black market

 

You down with O.P.P.?

 

Not with that attitude.

Yeah you know me.

 

Who’s down with O.P.P.?

 

Every last homey!

 

Does nobody know the trouble I’ve seen?

does nobody know my sorrows?

 

I know you! You're the guy who's been stalking my myspace account since 2005!

 

What does this button do?

 

Ohly shit! I’ve been found out! (Runs quicker than the speed of sound)

it brings out cakes, ice cream and balloons

or

it launches all the nukes in the world

or

it makes cappuccino.

 

How come people are always lowering prices on the Junkion threads? Why doesn't anyone ever raise them?

 

Birb?

 

Yes