"You promised you wouldn't laugh!"

 

Prowl: Where did you find room to put all that junk, anyways?
Bumblebee: I, err...don't really want to say...

 

From "Lost and Found" (When Blitzwing and Lugnut are in pieces)

Crazy Blitzwing: "H-Help! Give me a hand! Or-or a foot! How about a pelvis?!"

From "Along Came a Spider"

Sari (imitating Optimus): "Ooo, look at me, I'm Optimus Prime, I scared of spiders!"

Optimus: "That's not what i sound like... Is it?"


Animated Optimus is so amusing! XD

 

I so wish Megatron had said "Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?" instead.

My personal favorite? "Cha-cha-cha."

 

"Now that was just sad. Ahahahahaha!" - Lockdown, Thrill of the Hunt.

Sends me to the floor laughing each and every time.

 

Here's one from this week's ep VELOCITY (obvious spoilers):







*Crazy face Blitzwing after seeing BB and Fanzone's car drive by*: "Aww, how cute, they're twins! HAHAHAHAH!"


...



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Garbage IN Garbage Out:
Ratchet: ALRight you forced me to make the Ultimate Sacrifice! To do the 1 thing that requires more courage than ANYTHING I've EVER had to do in my entire autobot career. I.....apologize.

 

Lugnut to disembodied Megatron: Master! I am not worthy! I am not worthy!.... What happened to your body?

Megatron: Long story...

 

That's mine too.  

 

Lugnut: Human! The AllSpark fragment—now!
Wreck-Gar: No human here. I am Wreck-Gar! I am only good for one thing: GARBAGE!
Lugnut: Are you an Autobot?
Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar! I am not an Autobot and never will be an Autobot!
Lugnut: Ah! Then you must be a Decepticon!
Wreck-Gar: I am Wreck-Gar! I...must be a Decepticon!
[Wreck-Gar places a Decepticon badge on his chest]
Lugnut: Aah, ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
Wreck-Gar: All hail Megatron! Uh...w-what's a 'Megatron'?

Lugnut: Those accursed Autobots will pay for their insolence!
Wreck-Gar: Right! [Wreck-Gar pulls a burnt-out cash register] Cash, check or charbroil?
Lugnut: [Knocking the register out of Wreck-Gar's hands] ATTACK!
Wreck-Gar: Right! What kind of tack would you like? Thumb tack? Carpet tack? Income tack?
Lugnut: Rhaaah, nevermind.

Ratcet: "You glitch-head! You're gonna destroy the whole city! You wouldn't dare do something THAT stupid!"
Wreck-Gar: "I am Wreck-Gar! I dare to be stupid! I will destroy the whole city!"

i love Wreck-Gar

 

From Total Meltdown:
Ratchet: What's with him? (referring to BB)
Bulkhead: He's just mad 'cos he came up a little SHORT!!
It always make me laugh!

also in the same episode;
Meltdown: Are you ready to feel the burn?!

 

Sentinel Prime: "You kicked me! ON PURPOSE!"
Optimus Prime: *quiet grin*

Optimus' belly laugh at bodyless Sentinel Prime in the Return of Headmaster.

I'm going to cheat a bit and use some dialogue from episodes yet to air. Spoilers, natch:





Grimlock: "Me Grimlock go alone!" *stomps off*
*comes back* "Er, where me go?"
Optimus: "*sigh* Follow me"
Grimlock: "Me Grimlock follow you.... But me Grimlock follow you alone!"

Grimlock: "Where is the thingy?"

The Dinobot's chanting.

And one that had to be cut from the Constructicons episode:

"What the forklift was that?!"

 

I hold nothing but contempt for the line in my signature.

 

Never Give Up

Never Surrender

Never Mind!

 

*after being hit by an electro-magnetic wave*
Cold Blitzwing (in jet more): Curious, my electrical systems have gone offline... which means...
Crazy Blitzwing: I'M FALLING!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Prowl: ... But, it will require using Bumblebee's greatest strength
Bee: what? My stingers? My turbo-speed?
Prowl: your obnoxious personality...

 

Too many good ones to name a favourite. I'll just throw out a few here and there, so we can all recall and laugh:



Lugnut: *Exaggerated gestures* STASIS LOCK ITSELF CANNOT DETER ME FROM YOUR GRAND AND GLORIOUS PLAN, OH WISE AND NOBLE MEGATRON!

Megatron: *Twitch* Just...go.

Lugnut: *Salutes* YES, MY LIEGE!

 

Sentinel: A "Decepticon sighting"? These organics wouldn't know a Decepticon from a garbage bot! [turns to a garbage bot] Tell your organic captain we're going to investigate.
Optimus: Uh, Sentinel, that's a trash bot.
Sentinel: Well, obviously it's a trash bot. I didn't just arrive on this planet yesterday!
Optimus: Actually, y—
Sentinel: Ah, never mind, let's go.

Andddd...

Optimus: Sentinel, we should scramble our comlink frequencies in case the Decepticons are listening in!
Sentinel: What you should do is stick within the scope of your programming. If I need a trash can emptied or a floor mopped, I'll call on my buddy Optimus Prime. Or should I say...Maintenance Prime? Hahahaha!

 

Following on from that:

Optimus: Maintenance Prime? I shoulda called him Pompous Gasbag Prime. Yeah, that's what I should have said.

Sentinel: Maintenance Prime, hehe I've got to save that one in the harddrive.

 

My favorite is from this year's BC08 script reading:

"My name....umm....is Joe Convoy!" - BW Megatron
( or something like that -- I was laughing too hard !   )

 

All the "head" jokes in both Headmaster episodes are very funny.

I really like the video on YouTube about "Sentinel Prime Upgrades His Arsenal." I told the writers at the con about it, so I'm hoping they are inspired!