Yeah, usually I hate that sort of thing (emotional faces), but for some reason I'm okay with Hauler always hulk hollering. Maybe it's the green... Reminds me subconsciously of the Hulk...

 

I just got Hauler from Ebay, and do not regret getting him.

 

I joke to myself that the reason why Hauler is screaming/yelling is because he is upset that it took Hasbro 38 years to release a figure of him in the United States, and when it was finally released it was as a Walmart exclusive instead of a mass retail figure. LOL

 

But, to his benefit, the way they're distributing the Voyagers has created an abundance of Haulers at Walmart. Which is good, because he's great.

 

Cosmos volunteered to get short-packed so Hauler could get full treatment he deserved.

 

Good guy Cosmos.

For real though, Hauler is a pretty great toy.

 

The Tragedy of Cosmos, starring Jared Leto and cameo by Academy Award Winner Airwave.

 

Hauler hanging out with his old crew

 

Everybody else can stop, we've got a winner.

 

Awww f**k it this is too fun...

 

Hauler is like the Reb Brown of Transformers.

For anyone who doesn't know who Reb Brown is:

WARNING: contains violence and lots and lots screaming

 

The moral of the story is toys are meant to be played with.

 

Or, in terms of Hauler.
TOYS! ARE! MEANT! TO! BE! PLAYED! WITH!

And I...oh, crap. I just got Hasbro's in-joke.

Hauler = Holler.

It took me this long...

Shit.

 

Are those... Hauler Back Girls?

 

I like to pretend he just spent so long with the Constructions that he just lost his hearing but isn't aware of it at all.

 

Hauler Backpack Girls, more like.