What the average person sees.... "OH look! Pretty reindeer lawn decorations, how festive!" What Subdurmal sees.... "Hey! Those two reindeer are gonna CENSORED!"
Ooh Jesus, that sounds like they gave him a 3D movie that’s quite bad. By perchance, did they give shockwave the shit clash of the Titans film from ten years ago?
Chromia - "There you are Ironhide! Think a paint job will get you outta going to my parents for the weekend? I ought to whip you again for this stunt!" Army Drone - "I'm not Ironhide, I'm a Deseeus army drone!" Chromia - "Oh sorry, you two look a lot alike! Who's Deseeus by the way?" Army Drone - "A Quintison character that hasbro never released!" Chromia - "So you're a toy army drone for a character that doesn't have his own toy? That kinda makes you completely pointless doesn't it?" Army Drone - "OH PRIMUS, SHE'S RIGHT!!!! I HAVE NO PURPOSE!!!" Army Drone - "MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A LIE!!!" Chromia - "Whoa! Hang on we can talk about this!" Army Drone - "I'M GONNA TAKE THIS HAMMER AND BASH MY POINTLESS HEAD IN!!!!" Chromia - "NO NO-" *CRUNCH! *FLOP! *THUD! Hoist - "Chromia! That wasn't Ironhide!" Chromia - "I KNOW I KNOW!!!"
Transformers: The Movie WFC remake Death of Ultra Magnus scene.... Spoiler Ultra Magnus - "Prime, you said the matrix would light our darkest hour!" Galvatron - "Magnus! I want the matrix!" Ultra Magnus - "Never!" Galvatron - "Sweeps! Terminate him!" Director - "CUT!! BRING IN THE STUNTBOT!" Director - "ACTION!!" Hotrod - "I don't get it! He's my stunt double yet the Director uses him for everyone but me!" Springer - "Thats because no one gives a shit about a Hotrod getting hurt dumbass!"
Dirge - "RAMJET AND THRUST ARE ASSHOLES! I HATE THEM!!!!!" Skywarp - "JUST BE GLAD YOU AREN'T STUCK ON STARSCREAMS SEEKER TEAM! HE'S A LITTLE PRICK!!!!" Ramjet - "They do realize we can all hear their private conversation because of those yaps on them, right? Thrust - "Well, I agree though, Starscream is a little prick!" Starscream - "Aww......."
I know that they teased another Diaclone Color Scheme using the Earthrise (?) Ironhide Mold.......so there might be more cases of mistaken identity
JURASSIC BOTS 3: Hasbro Made Another Dinobot! PART 11 Spoiler Ailene - "The damage to the communications equipment is impossible to repair with the resources currently on the island!" Arcee - "What about the bad guys? They should have a Sat-Phone or something?" Ailene - "I predict a 99.4% probability that Arcee is correct!" Elita-1 - "What I don't get is how a fancy gun like you doesn't have a direct to satellite link to call for help!" Ailene - "I do possess the ability but only after my product registration has been completed! You have failed to register me to this day!" Elita-1 - "Yeah, who has time for that?" Hound - "What? You're fucking kidding right? That's the reason we're all gonna get eaten or shot? Because you were to lazy to take the time to register Ailene?" Elita-1 - "OH yeah? You wanna judge me? Why don't you ask the Aidens how long it takes to do that?" Hound - "How long is the registration process?" Aidens - "16 hours 43 mins with stable internet connection, once a registration session has been started it cannot be stopped!" Hound - "Holy shit!" Elita-1 - "I know right?" Heatstroke - "Guys, I'm getting worried about doc! I think he's losing it under the pressure!" Trenchfoot - "Why is he acting weird?" Rung - "This device was our only salvation! Its...." Rung - "SMASHED!!!!! AHHHH PRIMUS NOOOOOO!!!!" Rung - "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!! AAAHHH!!" Duros - "pffhht! He's fine!" Elita-1 - "Ok, this is a no go, let's move on before they find us!" Rung - "DOOMED!!! DOOMED WE ARE!!!!" Rung - "AAAHHHH!!!!! I NEVER WENT TO DISNEY LAND!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!" Red Alert - "His screaming and carrying on will give away our location!" Elita-1 - "I'm gonna have to stun him and we'll carry him!" Duros - "I'll do it!!" *BLAST! Rung - "WHAAAAHHH!!!" Rung - "AAAAHHH!!!" Burt - "Bazookas don't have stun settings boy!" Duros - "Oops, sorry pa!" Burt - "Don't be sorry, just learn from your mistake and going forward you'll be better for it!" Duros - "I will sir!" Arcee - "Aw! What a great dad!" Elita-1 - "OH yeah? We forgetting something?" Elita-1 - 'Hey Burt! What do you think Rung learned from this experience to make him better going forward?" Burt - "Well don't be stupid lady! He's not gonna learn nothing! He's dead! Haven't you been paying attention?" Burt - "Look he's right there! D-E-D! Dead! Come on wake up!" Burt - "Wow and she was a teacher? No wonder you kids don't know nothing!" Elita-1 - "Great role model!" Arcee - "You're just jealous cause he's a better educator than you!" Elita-1 - "I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer!" Arcee - "Thats probably because you can't think of one, but I can tell you who can! An educator! They have all the answers!" Elita-1 - "Rrrrrrr" Ailene - "Elita! You seem stressed!" Hound - "Why don't you guys ask me if I'm stressed and give me annoying probability predictions?" Aidens - "None of our functions are currently online! All functions will be unlocked upon completion of the registration process!" Hound - "So what? You're not even functional firearms right now?" Aidens - "Correct!!!" Hound *sighs Hound - 'Thank Primus I brought you old girl!" *click! Aiden 1 - "Well done! You chased him away!" Aiden 2 - "It was because we are still locked out of our functions because we are not registered!" Aiden 1 - "I believe that you are correct! We should get the next person we encounter to register us!" Aiden 2 - "Agreed!" Kup - "Is this Denny's?" Aidens - "Hello would you like to register us?" Kup - "Register? Oh is that because of Unicrons brother or whatever? That Omicron?" Kup - 'Hey! This isn't Denny's!"
