THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAVAGERY IN THIS SEGMENT, THERE’S NO LINE THEY WON’T CROSS THEN BACK OVER INTO THE DIRT!!!

 

AEW Dynamite starts

First match CM Punk vs. QT Marshall

Winner CM Punk - clean win

Next match Tag Team match Gunn Club vs. Bear Country

Winners Gunn Club - clean win

Next match TBS Championship Quarterfinals Tournament match Thunder Rosa vs. Jamie Hayter

Winner Thunder Rosa - clean win

Next match Bryan Danielson vs. Colt Cabana

Winner Bryan Danielson - win by submission

Last match 8-men Tag Team match Cody Rhodes and Pac and The Lucha Brothers vs.
Andrade El Idolo and Malakai Black and FTR

Winners Andrade El Idolo and Malakai Black and FTR - win by Malakai Black spitting a mist into Pac's eyes

That's it for AEW Dynamite tonight.

 

That was brutal.  

 

Man, when AEW decides to open a show with a 20 minute promo segment, they make it worth the time

 

Easily the “Promo Of The Year” winner, if not decade, full stop.

 

AEW uploaded the ENTIRE savagefest on YouTube

 

That promo was fire. Pro Wrestling - believable, personal issues…. Not sports entertainment.

 

I believe there will be problems between Hayter and Britt Baker. The way push she Baker because of the accidental kick.

 

SmackDown starts

First match Tag Team match Drew McIntyre and Jeff Hardy vs. Happy Corbin and Madcap Moss

Winners Drew McIntyre and Jeff Hardy - clean win

Next match Ridge Holland vs. Cesaro

Winner Cesaro - clean win

Next match Thanksgiving Leftover Throwdown match Rick Boogs vs. Angel Garza

Winner Angel Garza - win by Humberto Carrillo distracting Rick Boogs

Next match Tag Team match Naomi and Sasha Banks vs. Shayna Baszler and Natalya

Winners Naomi and Sasha Banks - clean win

Last match 15-men Black Friday Invitational Battle Royale match, winner earns a shot at Roman Reigns' Universal Championship title

Winner Jeff Hardy - clean win
Change that, the true winner is Sami Zayn - win by waiting for the last-minute to eliminate the final man

That's it for SmackDown tonight.

 

AEW Rampage Black Friday starts

First match Tag Team match Bobby Fish and Adam Cole vs. Orange Cassidy and Wheeler Yuta

Winners Bobby Fish and Adam Cole - clean win

Next match Black Friday Deal match Riho vs. Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D.

Winner Riho - clean win

Last match Daniel Garcia vs. Eddie Kingston

Winner Eddie Kingston - clean win

2.0 attacks Eddie Kingston, Chris Jericho helps Eddie Kingston

That's it for AEW Rampage Black Friday tonight.

 

I can guess how the Zayn/Reigns angle will play out. Next week Sami will be convinced that he will get screwed out of his match, so he will whine and be told his match is that night. Then he will either cut a promo and badmouth Reigns AND Lesnar, or interrupt a Lesnar promo. He'll get all up in Lesnar's grill and get the crap suplex out of him. As Lesnar leaves, Roman's music hits. Down comes the Tribal Chief to defend his title, as promised. Sami manages to get to his feet. Spear. Splat. Win.

 

RAW starts

First match Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Winner Seth Rollins - win by thumb in the eye

Contract signing for the RAW Women's Championship between Becky Lynch and Liv Morgan

Next match RAW Tag Team Championship match RK-BRO vs. Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode

Winners and STILL RAW Tag Team Champions RK-BRO - clean win

Edge returns, The Miz and Maryse return

Next match Tag Team match Street Profits vs. Alpha Academy

Winners Street Profits - clean win

Next match United States Championship match Damian Priest vs. Apollo Crews with Commander Azeez by ringside

Winner and STILL United States Champion Damian Priest - clean win

Next match Tag Team match Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio vs. Cedric Alexander and Shelton Benjamin

Winners Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio - clean win

Next match 10-women Tag Team match Team Liv: Liv Morgan, Bianca Belair, Dana Brooke, Nikki A.S.H. and Rhea Ripley vs.
Team Becks: Becky Lynch, Queen Zelina, Carmella, Tamina and Doudrop

Winners Team Liv - clean win

Last match Big E vs. Kevin Owens
If Kevin Owens wins he is added to the WWE Championship match between Big E and Seth Rollins at Day 1

Winner Kevin Owens - win by Disqualification - Seth Rollins attacked Owens in ring after Owens attacked Rollins outside the ring.

That's it for RAW tonight.

 

When Edge was inside the ring talking to the fans, l was expecting Jeff Hardy to come out. Not the Miz.

 

NXT 2.0 starts

First match Women's WarGames Advantage Ladder match Dakota Kai vs. Kay Lee Ray

Winner Kay Lee Ray - clean win

Next match Cameron Grimes vs. Andre Chase

Winner Cameron Grimes - clean win

Next match Tag Team match Legado del Fantasma vs. Kyle O'Reilly and Von Wagner
Winner faces Imperium for the NXT Tag Team Championship at WarGames

Winner Kyle O'Reilly and Von Wagner - clean win

Next match Joe Gacy vs. ???

Winner Joe Gacy - clean win

Next match Solo Sikoa vs. Edris Enofe

Winner Solo Sikoa - clean win

Next match Women's Tag Team match Indi Hartwell and Persia Pirotta vs. Yulisa Leon and Valentina Feroz

Winners Indi Hartwell and Persia Pirotta

Last match Men's WarGames Advantage Ladder match Johnny Gargano vs. Bron Breakker

Winner Bron Breakker - clean win

Team Black and Gold and Team 2.0 battle it out

That's it for NXT 2.0 tonight.

 

So I didn't get Punks reference of "Rosie O'Donnell" during his promo with MJF's lastweek until just now lol.

Holy shitballs.!!?

 

They should get the woman who played Rosie in WWE back in the day to make an appearance.

 

While we're on the topic, here's young Justin Roberts working an angle on Springer -

Also Darby's brief career as a fake reality show actor -

 

Is that really justin roberts or just a lookalike?

 

It’s him, they were apparently hiring indie guys to act on the show at the time.

 

I mean i always thought springer was completely scripted and staged because those people were even bigger hillbillies than people ive met and im in bum fuck iowa but its crazy to think any of them would become semi famous