Typhoon did good  

 

Tracks - "I have a legitimate workers safety complaint!"

Rodimus Prime - "And what's that jelly jiggler?"

Tracks - "First of all don't call me that! My name is Tracks! Secondly.."

Tracks - "This new guy is a danger to his fellow Autobots! He's got these spikes sticking out of him and don't even get me started on the nipples!"

*Poke!

Tracks - "MY EYE!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Tracks - "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Rodimus Prime - "You know what jelly legs? I think you're on to something!"

Rodimus Prime - "I'll have someone look into it!"

Tracks - "FUCK YOU!!

 

Ha, ha, get rekt.

 

I’m so happy that my boy is a smart boy.

 

Another day at work.

Me to coworkers "Be careful everyone the stupid kids are at play!"

 

I don't see hotrod or daniel anywhere.

 

Neither did I, I was looking!

 

Oh they're there, they're just too dumb to appear on camera  

 

Subdurmal - "Hey Airwave, Sky Lynx is on Zoom on my phone and wants to talk to you!"

Airwave - "Okay!"

Sky Lynx - "Well hello there Airwave! Owner has been telling me you're a Modular/Weaponizer type bot!"

Airwave - "Yeah! He's right I am!"

Sky Lynx - "I'm so happy to hear that! Modular/Weaponizer types are my absolute favorite!"

Airwave - "So does that mean you and me will be best of buds?"

Sky Lynx - "Best friends forever! In fact when I arrive there you should run out to me right away before talking to anyone else, so I'm the first to meet you when we all get there!"

Airwave - "You can count on it bro! Can't wait!"

Sky Lynx - "Me either! See you soon champ! Sky Lynx out!"

Airwave - "Ha! When Sky Lynx gets here, him and me are going to be inseparable!"

Subdurmal - "You can say that again!"

 

You are one sick monkey.

 

You sure he won't be a little gassy? He does have air in the name.


I'll see myself out  

 

A wave of air

 

Galvatron - "This mission will be treacherous! Only one of you three will survive!"


Sweeps *sigh

 

Yep, and half the time it's not even an auto it that does it.

 

Look at it this way! You'll die with honor and your corpses shall have the honor of being fed to Sky Lynx!

 

Rodimus Prime - "So I gave Tracks that money we saved up and told him to go buy some maximals to help us out!"

Tracks - "Hey I'm back! I got two maximals!"

Rodimus Prime - "Really? That was fast. Show me"

Tracks - "and here they are!"

Tracks - "l got Bearbot and Polar Bearbot!"

Rodimus Prime - "Dumb ass!"

 

Stupid LEGS! NOT STUPID MIND! STUPID!

 

Well, now we know the budget certainly didn't go to the brain module and processors.

 

Slag - "Look the others are here!"

Grimlock - "Me Grimlock!"

Airwave - "WOOHOO!!! THAT MEANS SKY LYNX IS HERE!!!"

Airwave - "I'M GONNA MEET HIM RIGHT AWAY LIKE PROMISED!"

Airwave - "OUTTA MY WAY LOSERS!"

Airwave - "I'M COMING SKY LYNX!!! NOTHING CAN KEEP ME FROM YOU!!!"

Red Alert - "Wow! Could you imagine if I was like that?"

Inferno - "FUCKING REALLY RED??"

Airwave - "HERE I AM SK LYNX BESTEST BUD! I TOLD YA I'D RUN OUT AND MEET YA!"

Sky Lynx - "You did great Airwave! You've made me very pleased!"

Airwave - "So are we going to be inseparable now or what?"

Sky Lynx - "Just till you clear my lower intestine!"

Airwave - "Ha ha- wait what?"

Sky Lynx - "Time for the Airwave platter!*



*CHOMP!

*CRUNCH!

*GULP!

Sky Lynx - "What a fantastic new flavor! I can see dicing him and a Fasttrack up and making a salad to die for!"

*CHOMP!


*Chew

*GULP!

Sky Lynx - "Magnificent!"