Ongoing Stupid News from Florida Thread

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    "I'mma bbq your ass and turn you into boots and a wallet!!!"

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    Shirtless Florida woman tries to rob stores with body spray

    The Lee County Sheriff's Office arrested 53-year-old Laurie Oakes on a robbery charge.

    On Monday, deputies said Oakes drove up to a McDonald's drive-thru in Bonita Springs, pulled out a bottle of body spray perfume, and tried to rob the place.

    The worker closed the drive-thru window and Oakes left without any cash, the sheriff's office said.

    Fifteen minutes later, deputies said Oakes tried to rob a nearby Circle K gas station, shirtless, and armed with that same bottle of body spray perfume. Once again, the robbery attempt fizzled.

    Detectives used a search warrant at her home where they found the body spray and clothing that she had at the time of the robbery attempts.

    Shirtless woman tries to rob stores with body spray
     
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    Damn.

    Two months without any reports.

    Or.

    Just when you thought you can go back to Florida.

    Don't ever change, Florida.
     
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    “NOBODY MOVE OR I MAKE YOU ALL SMELL GOOD!”
     
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    I’ve heard of taking out the trash, but this is ridiculous
     
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    Was it at least Axe body spray?
     
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    Was she not able to afford pepper spray?
     
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    Freaky.

    I mean I know an adult gator in the wild would eat baby gators but still... Ohly shit!
     
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    Keep him as far away from Foster’s as possible!

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    ... Gotta love Florida.
     
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    Classy. :|
     
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    Words fail me.

    P.S., Liv Morgan called, she wants her clothes back.