Apeface - "Hey wanna go shoot stuff?" Viewfinder - "Sorry I told Exhaust I'd hang out with him!" Apeface - "Oh man I couldn't stand being his friend! Way too much bullshit!" Viewfinder - "What do you mean?" Apeface - "Trust me, you'll find out!" Later...... Viewfinder - "Hey buddy what do you want to do today?" Exhaust - "Oh I'm so glad you're here! I need your help moving a couch, putting up a brick wall, stacking the 40 bars of lead I just received and there's a bunch of old tires I need to take to the dump!" Viewfinder - "AAHHH!!! BEING YOUR FRIEND IS SO EXHAUSTING!!!"
Hotrod - "Aw sweet a pill I know nothing about!" Hotrod - "I'm gonna take it and see what super power I get!" Later...... Hotrod - "So what super power did I get?" Ratchet - "Explosive diarrhea!" Hotrod - "AAHHH!!!" Hotrod - "AAHHHH, IT BURNS!!!!" Ratchet - "I know being a doctor I should feel sorry for him, but I don't!" Bluestreak - "It's ok, neither does anybody else!" Hotrod -. "AAAHHHHH!!!!!"
That sounds like a fate worse than being forced to hang out with Sunstreaker and Hot Rod simultaneously for hours without having the means to kill either of them.
Scourge - "You know Scourge was the replacement for Thundercracker in the movie, so you best be on good behavior or owner might replace you with me!" Thundercracker - "AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Thundercracker - "No offense there brick bot, but I think I'm safe!" SS86 Scourge - "Hi guys! What's up?" Thundercracker - "Aw shit!"
Optimus Prime - "Okay Megatron, since we are in times of peace I decided to bring in an expert to help you become more friendly with everyone!" Megatron - "Who?" Optimus Prime - "A care bear!" Care Bear - "Hi Megsy! Ready for lessons in caring and sharing?" Megatron - "If by that it means how much I'd care to share the experience of shoving you up it's ass, then let's get started!"
