Nicholas Angel: When's your birthday? Teenager: 22nd of February. Nicholas Angel: What year? Teenager: Every year. Nicholas Angel: Get out! - Hot Fuzz
"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus.”
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." - Agent K, Men in Black
"Ro, this may sound harsh, but God does not want her to live." Paul Rudd's character in Achrmorman who I can never remember the name of
“1500 years ago, everybody KNEW the earth was the center of the Universe, 500 years ago, everybody KNEW the earth was flat, and 15 minutes ago, you knew that we were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know…tomorrow”
"That's enough, Mikey, you hand me that head... put up your arms and all your flippers" -- Agent K, Men in Black Such a quotable film
"Kira also fought only because he wanted to protect others! So why did he needs to be killed, and of all people... at the hands of a friend!? One kills because another is killed, then gets killed because he kills!! How the hell is that going to bring us peace!?" Cagalli Yula Athha, Mobile Suit Gundam SEED
"So when Butterfree dies, you just murdered Jeremy, and his blood is on your hands" -Alpharad, explaining the nickname rule for nuzlockes
The IT Crowd has some wonderful stuff in it. The whole thing with Jen having "The Internet" was fantastic, too
