It's so hideous that I kind of want it but... only kind of. I got in on Lootcrate to get that exclusive Omega Supreme card to the collectable card game and I'm good with letting that be my only time I got a Loot Crate.

 

You guys wanted SS86 Optimus, you got it now.
When will you learn that your actions have consequences?

 

Someone give that poor Prime a sandwich.

Ah, a SammyClassicSonicFan reference! Very cultured!

 

WTF?

 

Looks like Prime has been skipping the burritos lately.

 

Looks like Optimus found the Amazon listings for waist trainers.

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I cannot get over how bad the insert images are for the three points of articulation.

 

And two of those are the wrists, so you can pivot the gun to a slightly different angle towards the ground and make Prime point at Megatron's feet.

It's incredible how willfully bad this is.

 

Optimus primal but optimus prime

 

3 whole points of articulation! wow so basically they used a round peg in 3 pages...ok.

 

I'm feeling a touch of genuine depression looking at that thing. This is what they decide to include in a Lootcrate? Really? At least it's articulated (3 points!) so it's not a complete disas... Oh, who am I kidding? Yes, it is. FFS.

 

I know we all do it, but do you have to suck in your gut THAT much when taking a photo OP?

 

ah so Pat Lee Optimus Prime finally has a toy

 

This is hilarious. But not in a way that makes me want to spend money.

 

Well.. that certainly exists.. It's a good thing Optimus has a face plate.. lest we would have to see the twisted grimaces of pain on his mouth.

 

The only reason I'm not bagging on the lack of articulation is because Funko Pops have been a thing for years and have even less articulation and even worse stylization compared to the characters they represent.

There's a market for this stuff. I'm not familiar with it, but there is one.

 

Well, there was that old Revoltech from back in the day. In fact all the G1 Revoltechs from that time were in a Dreamwave design aesthetic.

But those Revoltechs look like Masterpieces, figma figures or S.H.Figuarts compared to this Loot Crate abomination!

KILL IT WITH FIRE! AND THE MAN WHO DESIGNED IT! AND THE PERSON WHO GREENLIT THIS!

 

Huh, lootcrate still exists, color me surprised.

 

I thought they went out of business

 

No but it looks like they're trying.